HE'S GOT STRAIGHTENERS?
And now a stand to display them in? I think that's enough Internet for today, ma lovelies....
#whattheactualfoooooook
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Yes, they are! He’s quite proud of them and claims he’s had them around 9 years. No doubt he will upgrade them soon with Shark straighteners or Dyson or Cloud Nine. Literally anything but what he’s currently gotErrrr GHD straighteners.... are they actually his? Surely not, they’ve burn his scalp! I have enough trouble trying to straighten a fringe let alone 1 inch long hair!
Those straighteners are as much use to Mazza as they are to Derek!Yes, they are! He’s quite proud of them and claims he’s had them around 9 years. No doubt he will upgrade them soon with Shark straighteners or Dyson or Cloud Nine. Literally anything but what he’s currently got
Dezza must walk past that dressing table and cackle to himself. Mr 3 hairs with all the hair styling mod cons!
I actually wondered where he pegs his clothes out to, he must have some kinda yard as we know he doesn't have a garden.Where’s that unnecessary skin fridge gone?
Why does he have a monkeys worth of hair products for his poker straight see through hair?
where does he peg his washing?
I think he pegs it to the maiden and I’m not joking.
I peg my clothes to the maiden but only when it’s outside and its really windyWhere’s that unnecessary skin fridge gone?
Why does he have a monkeys worth of hair products for his poker straight see through hair?
where does he peg his washing?
I think he pegs it to the maiden and I’m not joking.
Most probably pegs to maiden in case the dyson blows it aff...so ayeWhere’s that unnecessary skin fridge gone?
Why does he have a monkeys worth of hair products for his poker straight see through hair?
where does he peg his washing?
I think he pegs it to the maiden and I’m not joking.
Aye, oor cooncil provides birlies - dinnae forget Mirren (or rather Deek) pays fool rent!Someone gift oor Marlon, Marvin or Melvin a whirly gig!! Let’s see these pegs in use.
#showusyourladygarden
If you check social blade you can see he only gains followers when the grinch shouts him out. I wondered the same. If the grinch shouted other insta idiots out they could have the same following too. He’s not gained it himself, like the rest of them, he’s rode on the grinch’s backIt’s honestly insane to me that 114 thousands people actually follow him. When he says “Sophie’s page” I honestly want to die.
Right ma lovelies, dig out your magnifying glasses and analyse this!! Is it just me or is that a bespoke grey boujee rug in the background that doesni actually belong to oor Marion. Is he breaking the lockdown rules? Dae I need to get our Nicky Sturgeon on the blower and grass him in
also, Even his tea and cakes look boring and beigemaybe they’re from cassell veechiii so aye!! Mwah nae debates on my page pls xView attachment 149274
That tea looks like he puts the milk in first, the freak!Right ma lovelies, dig out your magnifying glasses and analyse this!! Is it just me or is that a bespoke grey boujee rug in the background that doesni actually belong to oor Marion. Is he breaking the lockdown rules? Dae I need to get our Nicky Sturgeon on the blower and grass him in
also, Even his tea and cakes look boring and beigemaybe they’re from cassell veechiii so aye!! Mwah nae debates on my page pls xView attachment 149274
I canny stop laughing at thisRight ma lovelies, dig out your magnifying glasses and analyse this!! Is it just me or is that a bespoke grey boujee rug in the background that doesni actually belong to oor Marion. Is he breaking the lockdown rules? Dae I need to get our Nicky Sturgeon on the blower and grass him in
also, Even his tea and cakes look boring and beigemaybe they’re from cassell veechiii so aye!! Mwah nae debates on my page pls xView attachment 149274