And he will be getting hunners of messages in his outbox from his new luvlees..we still haven't had his tour of plush bespoke flat he promised ....so ayeExpect a few fluttering over from the Hinch thread today as our Maz has been discussed on there this morning (nothing exciting - just repeating that comment Hinch left him a little while ago about how difficult her life is on Mario's attention seeking semi flounce post)
Is he wearing white jeggins?Look at the white tight wearing fool trying to duck out of shot.
What a pro!
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And factor 50 in 21C 'heat'......
Maz'll be strutting around Paisley like he's Liz Hurley in his tight, white skinnies, his bright red pore riddled face clashing with his orange make up and factor 50, fake Goochi sunnies, whipping his three hairs back and forth and so forth.Is he wearing white jeggins?He'll be roastin' and his shins might snap, so aye...
I hope the Goochi sunnies melt on his face.Maz'll be strutting around Paisley like he's Liz Hurley in his tight, white skinnies, his bright red pore riddled face clashing with his orange make up and factor 50, fake Goochi sunnies, whipping his three hairs back and forth and so forth.
Oh god, what an attractive boujee image!Maz'll be strutting around Paisley like he's Liz Hurley in his tight, white skinnies, his bright red pore riddled face clashing with his orange make up and factor 50, fake Goochi sunnies, whipping his three hairs back and forth and so forth.
White footless and crotchless tights think ...so ayeIs he wearing white jeggins?He'll be roastin' and his shins might snap, so aye...
Then he goes round the shitter with it ...so ayeSo he empties his toaster to then sweep it up with a small vacuum, then to put it in the bin
Stupid is as stupid does
so aye
I dont want to think of Mario wearing anything crotchless....White footless and crotchless tights think ...so aye
Then he goes round the shitter with it ...so aye
He got that handy wee tip from his beloved Soflora. Why he couldn’t empty the crumbs from the toaster straight into his new bin is beyond me. The boy’s an idiot.So he empties his toaster to then sweep it up with a small vacuum, then to put it in the bin
Stupid is as stupid does
so aye
The books aren’t designer. Someone made them for him by covering boxes in rip-off book covers. Bespoke, aye.I’ve just had a look at this account for the first time - why is it always people with no class or taste who buy the fake ‘diamonds’ and designer books. Makes me sick in my mouth.
Mario's 'books' are actually worse than just plain old fake - they're covered old cereal boxesI’ve just had a look at this account for the first time - why is it always people with no class or taste who buy the fake ‘diamonds’ and designer books. Makes me sick in my mouth.
So the Windy’s open letting the hot air in and the fans on to cool it!! Soppy bastardLook at the white tight wearing fool trying to duck out of shot.
What a pro!
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And factor 50 in 21C 'heat'......
Sorry forgot to addHe got that handy wee tip from his beloved Soflora. Why he couldn’t empty the crumbs from the toaster straight into his new bin is beyond me. The boy’s an idiot.
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