Oh god!They are like 2 stray sperm from Dezzas happy ending...so aye
Oh god!They are like 2 stray sperm from Dezzas happy ending...so aye
True story ...sadly ...funnilyOh god!
He has just given birth ffs ..so ayeI love the careful selection of photos too Mario looking tired but happy holding his little bundle Raynnn and D-Man beaming with pride
I wonder if he’ll buy one of those fancy eye masks I’ve seen online. They allow for false eyelashes to be worn underneath. That could be his next journee - LVL Lashes!Complains he has sleep problems, buys curtains that let all the sunlight through. Couldn’t make it up.
tit the bed
I laughed so much at that. ‘I just luv how much brighter it is...’ aye, cos the curtains are wafer thin and let all the light in! What a bellend.Complains he has sleep problems, buys curtains that let all the sunlight through. Couldn’t make it up.
She's still following him on my Instagram.Hi, just visiting from the Hinch thread. She has posted a cryptic message suggesting a fallout with a friend. It’s been noticed she isn’t following Mario on instagram. Anyone know if she was following him before? Any suggestion he could be the person she’s fallen out with ?
Ahhh. Someone in the other thread posted that she wasn’t. Sorry . Thanks anyway.
She's probably fallen out with a sponge, or a brush, those are her only friends.Ahhh. Someone in the other thread posted that she wasn’t. Sorry . Thanks anyway.
rumour has it her sponge Brian and Dave the duster had an affair, she tried to mediate the split between Brian and his husband buddy but she did a tit job. Turns out that cleaning items don’t appreciate couple cards.She's probably fallen out with a sponge, or a brush, those are her only friends.
That's pretty standard in Scotland - it just means your residence, regardless of whether it's a bedsit, flat, house or mansion. His is still manky AF, mind.Things I learnt from mario’s return -
He called his flat a house
She's thirty ish isn't she? Waaaay too old to be airing her a schoolgirl feuds online. Utterly cringe behaviour.rumour has it her sponge Brian and Dave the duster had an affair, she tried to mediate the split between Brian and his husband buddy but she did a tit job. Turns out that cleaning items don’t appreciate couple cards.
Yeh, it would be the same in NZ where I’m from.That's pretty standard in Scotland - it just means your residence, regardless of whether it's a bedsit, flat, house or mansion. His is still manky AF, mind.
D&M? Although it should be DIM.Has he got a B&M tattoo