I'm literally laughing out loud at this!
I'm literally laughing out loud at this!
He's no interior designer either, that doesn't stop him.“I’m no chef be any means”You’ve got that right, Mazza, and so forth.
He has those, we were hoping that a Tattler who lived near enough could do a drive-by with a remote control from the same cheap ebay set and drive him insane.Oh is he back? Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn’t mean it (much)
Next prediction....stick on under kitchen cupboard lights....with fancy remote control
Aww so Greedybaws was copying him????He has those, we were hoping that a Tattler who lived near enough could do a drive-by with a remote control from the same cheap ebay set and drive him insane.
Think he's got these .....Dezzas probably using them to cultivate a cropOh is he back? Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn’t mean it (much)
Next prediction....stick on under kitchen cupboard lights....with fancy remote control
Yes, I’m thinking the same. I think perhaps hair transplant!This might be a long shot but could the reason we haven’t seen our saviour of small businesses is because he has had some work done, maybe he brought a diy lip filler kit off eBay and he now has gigantic fish lips?
I missed the whole weekend with the balloon things so I could be wrong. Not sure if we have seen his bespoke face!
Anyways if he hasn’t, maybe you should Maz, do you a treat to have nice fish lips, take the pressure off them eyebrows. So aye!
I’ll be gutted if he has went on a hair transplant jurneh without us!Yes, I’m thinking the same. I think perhaps hair transplant!
Me too, but it could of gone horribly wrong. Who knows what you can buy on eBay these days. He could of used his old rug!I’ll be gutted if he has went on a hair transplant jurneh without us!
Yes. With a hint of blush pinkIf he'd stop strimming his own hair it'd be fine. But if he had a hair transplant, would it have to be grey....?
Honestly any last little bit of respect I have for our Marion has gone completely out of the window (and I didn’t have a lot of it to begin with).
Where do I start? Firstly, some time off Instagram Mario means TIMEOFF Why has he still been posting random shit every single day? Telling us all he’s been loving cooking recently. It’s like his pal Soph, the pair of them have only just discovered cooking is a thing.
Secondly, he’s been loving life atm with the sun ‘shinning’ and not being on the gram so much. Me thinks that’s bullshit.
*Logs in to Instagram to tell Instagram life is better without instagram* Hmmm!
Why is he acting like the world misses him so much? I haven’t even noticed until today that he’s not been on properly for almost two weeks now. That’s how quickly he can fade in to the background, you might want to be careful Mario, you are very easily forgotten.
Happy shinning morning, ma lovely!The sun is “shinning”people
Those numbers never make much sense to me tbh. Why are his numbers still on the rise when he's been AWOL?View attachment 138448 He’s not been doing his account statistics any favours!
On the days where he posts or interacts, he gets followers. The days he doesn’t, he only gets +5 followers.... 5 in one day is pretty shit for an account as big as his. When he was active he was getting 100+ in a day.Those numbers never make much sense to me tbh. Why are his numbers still on the rise when he's been AWOL?
The only reason I don't think Melv buys followers is he likes to save his money for tat sprees and beige food. The big surges are Hinch days I assume?
Educate me someone please.
The state of them!It seems Derek hasn’t cut up his cards, Mario has bought some boujie new trainers , wonder if he can get away with kids sizes?
Maz is very brave to wear white tights so guessing his IBS isn’t through the roof today!
never mind ma lovelies, the sun is shinning!
They’re pretty awful! Nike do have 30% off just now but they don’t look very legit to me.The state of them!He was robbed, so aye!
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