Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario

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OMG fish lips on Mazda would. Make.My. Day.
 
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This would be the best news in the world, ever. https://giphy.com/nahfs3TcR3lvO
 
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I think he'll come back saying he's not been well or a wee sob story about they bad tattle people talking about him
 
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Home made pizza? That’s a bit of a stretch! Correct me if I am wrong but that is a wrap with tomato purée and cheese? It’s a home assembled cheese wrap, not a homemade pizza, you fool! So aye.
 
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Home made pizza? That’s a bit of a stretch! Correct me if I am wrong but that is a wrap with tomato purée and cheese? It’s a home assembled cheese wrap, not a homemade pizza, you fool! So aye.
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He’s been watching miss greedy. She had those two things the other day, I don’t like either of them but if I were Charlotte I’d be pissed that he’d not at least named me as the inspiration for his tea.
 
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Home made pizza? That’s a bit of a stretch! Correct me if I am wrong but that is a wrap with tomato purée and cheese? It’s a home assembled cheese wrap, not a homemade pizza, you fool! So aye.
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Isnt this cunt supposed to be half Italian... Mario's mafia and all that? He should be strung up by his bawbags for this atrocity...so aye and so forth
 
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Isnt this cunt supposed to be half Italian... Mario's mafia and all that? He should be strung up by his bawbags for this atrocity...so aye and so forth
This made me laugh and then google "Whats Italian for baws".

Cogliones apparently.

Every day's a school day
 
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his avatar by that Paige insta was missing his Grey lined teeth. I edited that, then I went full on bored... I present supermario. Looks more like Freddie Mercury the more I look though
 
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Oh is he back? Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn’t mean it (much)

Next prediction....stick on under kitchen cupboard lights....with fancy remote control
 
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