We all know that wee Sadie the slut insane going to his ant farm. I doubt she visits at all, as he'd say so on that app. His bedsit really is stinking and honking. Doesnae say much for Hannah wax face, as he regularly tells us his hoose is smelling gorj. Lying fat blancmange. We all know it smells of litter trays and halitosis. So aye.
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Ah'm daeing God's work and nae debates. Wit did you get banned fur@Madge2022 Thanks for sharing hen I’m screaming
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The same bulging eyes Beaky did for Lenor when she smells the emergency febreze.
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I'm crying hahaha. Thank you. Tattie hearts
Cannae hack the toilet seat being up 
Hysterical hens. It's not even GCSE drama practical 'good' performance.
Hard of acting so aye. Factual
Hard of acting so aye. Factual
Why is he so nasal in that ad? He sounds like that weird kid that was always behind Helga in “Hey Arnold”
That’s a pyoooor bougie ad for the joys of clean by the way.
Stinkin hoose nae problem when Macaroni has his SOS briefcase by the way!
By the way…does anywun else want tae utterly smash their phone screen in when he says by the way? In every sentence, also? By the way!
Stinkin hoose nae problem when Macaroni has his SOS briefcase by the way!
By the way…does anywun else want tae utterly smash their phone screen in when he says by the way? In every sentence, also? By the way!
Aw that AD 
Canny breath.
So many things to say. My mother
The mudhut must be incredibly reeking a shite
Canny breath.
So many things to say. My mother
The mudhut must be incredibly reeking a shite
I really hope he visits this thread more than anything
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That room looks so cold and uninviting, even the lampshade looks like it's got icicles
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That room looks so cold and uninviting, even the lampshade looks like it's got icicles
Whit is with the heavy breathing on the ad?! Sounds like he’s hunched over, squinting his Kerry katona eyes at his script while geein the wee button mushroom a right good rub.
Between the utter disgust he shows his mother paying him a visit (catch yourself own Marion, even prostitutes have no go area!) and him constantly saying the flat STINKS, I am deed!!!
I'm mortified for her.
Imagine watching STV and that advert coming on the least professional thing I've ever witnessed. He doesn't even attempt to speak properly! As a Scottish person I can absolutely confirm we are capable of speaking clearly and not like we fell out the bottom scheme.
Jesus take the wheel.
Imagine watching STV and that advert coming on
the least professional thing I've ever witnessed. He doesn't even attempt to speak properly! As a Scottish person I can absolutely confirm we are capable of speaking clearly and not like we fell out the bottom scheme.Jesus take the wheel.
Sorry I am still in shock at that ad! Why would he need his mother coming over to finally do something about the constant smell of shite in the flat?! Or is she so gullible that some brand will gift her a briefcase and £5 Iceland voucher and she’s happy go around saying her house is honking!!! Behave.
As if wee Sadie visits, pull the other one! They never EVER have any visitors, they're still displaying the same Jo Malone hand wash. Maz, you can't kid a kidder, we have your card marked
Mebbes he sent Deek up tae the venue tae let aff stink bombs and Beak will save the day wi his wee sos
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Ronald Villiers must huv no been available so Beak goat the gig.
I just can’t believe he did that AD with that bleeping thing on. Oodie? I’m so old man, I don’t even know what it’s called but it’s hideous. So aye
Nae words for this mess. Thinks he's a pure ticket tae.
Deek has seriously lowered his standards being wae this.
Deek has seriously lowered his standards being wae this.
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