Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Macmama

Ahhh I’m cackling ma lovelies. FNG in the military world is ‘f’ing new guy’ IKYYKIYDKGTK. Aboot right for a wee bespoke decorators that let that scrotum get them to paint a radiator in shite paint

Also notice ‘his’ decorators have done work for that missruizcasa wifey that was selling Spanish floor cleaner oot her house in New Stevenson. Nae an original thought in that brain of his.
 
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Babybail93

Fucking Johnstones paint that stuff is pure shite. Just flakes off!

Homebase own brand is the best paint and nae debates!
 
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If i told you …

white company hand wash and cream … don’t think so! I have it in my down stair loo (smell the wealth) and it comes w a dispenser pump top. His kerrykatonas must have been playing up that day.
 
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ScottishMammy92

If i told you … said:
white company hand wash and cream … don’t think so! I have it in my down stair loo (smell the wealth) and it comes w a dispenser pump top. His kerrykatonas must have been playing up that day.
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Imagine having two sets of hand-wash in your toilet and a wee cupboard on the wall just to store all the samples you got in your overpriced advent calendar. He never uses the "good" stuff he just let's it gather dust "for show"...

Who is it for?! He never has anyone over...he should sharpie under his sign

WASH YOUR HANDS
YOU FILTHY ANIMAL
Just don't you dare touch the good soap!!!
 
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Madge2022

It wuz mair a dig at Beak's decor ma lovelie, rather than the decorators. Ah'm sure they went above and beyond, even telling the stoater he hud rang paint fur the radiator. Canni wait fur him tae repaint it and get black paint oan his new wallpaper, also.
 
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Manbagzda

Was just thinking aboot his Jo molane calender and wondering if it's been all paid off yet?

He's clearly running up more debt. He should have closed all his accounts when he paid them off a couple of years ago!
 
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ScottishMammy92

Imagine walking into that shit show and having Maid Marion stood there in his stinking oodie yelling about the small business Johnstones Paint bespokely mixing him the highest quality doop emulsion in the shade "black mcknight" poor buggers trying to fit into the high footfall entryway...I wonder where they put the pasting table...must have been oot in the close you couldnae fit it in the house

Poor Rainman confined to either the bedroom or kitchen for a full week. He's no well ma lovelie 🫶
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Rayne

Am more excited fur her big hair reveal than I wae fur her bathroom reveal and nae debates oan ma page
 
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mammaof3

2 fooking males in the flat and he got his brother-in-law to put up a cabinet!


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Rayne

Ma fave bit of her hallway renovations is this wee art installation. Pure beautiful and nae debates xoxo
 
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mammaof3

Nay debates, come tomorrow the weather will be shite, work is so hard/tiring and he'll be on a comedown from showing oof his looroom/hall reno.

He has shot his load and is the noo empty.

Whatever will he get hun validation from next?

His Hich visit is coming up so he can yap about that.
 
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Rayne

Door handles are so wonky they must have been fitted by Alan at Woodhill Dental and nae debates

Disclaimer* not Marion’s boaby
 
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AllieBee

Babybail93 said:
Fucking Johnstones paint that stuff is pure shite. Just flakes off!

Homebase own brand is the best paint and nae debates!
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Agreed. It's cheap rubbish, that's the one they sell in his fave shop isn't it, yanno Bellends and Mingers? All those F&B paint charts were pointless.
 
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YR80

“Ma decorators have worked so hard”

aye, they have. Not because it’s a tricky job but because they’ve struggled to fit themselves in that pencil case sized gap with a paint tray AND a paint brush at the same time. Capesh.

Also, what does he mean when he says it’s night and day? I know he’s hard of English but he’s worth his gold in weight for all these bespoke and boujee phrases he gives us.
 
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geezabreak

Rayne said:
Ma fave bit of her hallway renovations is this wee art installation. Pure beautiful and nae debates xoxo View attachment 2820592
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Absalootly pyoor stunnin that is. Bet he gets hunners of dm's asking whaur they can get this stylish piece of art fae, but as usual the wee basturt will gatekeep it. Selfish wee goat.
 
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Kat__lax

Hi Mario

Just to let you know I sleep soundly at night knowing that Santander cannot demolish my goldmine house at any given moment, because I own it not them.

Also please look up the definition of house, it's like me calling rayn a dug.
 
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Stacybee

All the things that are "just for show" take up so much valuable space in that tiny room. So all the shein rolled up towels aren't going to be used? WTAF. I guess I wouldn't use shein towels myself but I sure wouldn't use them as a display. He's such a idiot
 
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