Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Must be soon, if it's happening at all! I'd smile from ear to ear if it got cancelled
I wouldn't I would be sad. Looking forward to the meeting of Britain's finest business brains and high profile influencers....oh hang on a mo we are talking about Marion visiting Hinch aren't we. Scrap that.
 
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Hen am bespokely jealous of you and you wee oz jurnee. It’s something we are currently looking in tae aswell. I want ma weans tae see the world and have a better life. Well, any life is better than Beirut towers so aye. Smell the wealth
 
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Hen am bespokely jealous of you and you wee oz jurnee. It’s something we are currently looking in tae aswell. I want ma weans tae see the world and have a better life. Well, any life is better than Beirut towers so aye. Smell the wealth
Do it hen! You only live once, as they say. My kiddo is absolutely thriving here. He’s no built for the cold! He was catching the lurgy every couple of weeks back at home. Over here he hasn’t been sick once (touch wood). I just wish it wasn’t so far away though. Three months in and the home sickness is beginning to creep in. Always good to have a visit home to family planned if you can.
 
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Huv youse goat used tae the time difference ma lovelie, ah'd hate tae think youse wur still oot and missing 6pm cosy time.
 
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He's like a record.

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Hens, hear me out. I was watching a documentary on that sub that imploded on the way down to see the titanic wreck and I couldn't help feel that being on that sub would have felt like being in Martin's wee tiny pencil case shower.
Gives me the fear at the size of it.
Nae debates.

New York in America

Also xxxxx
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That will teach me to read Tattle before I go to sleep. I ended up dreaming about fucking Marion, I went to stay in the hellhole and had to stay there a week. Apart from that I don't remember much else of the nightmare dream.
 
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That will teach me to read Tattle before I go to sleep. I ended up dreaming about fucking Marion, I went to stay in the hellhole and had to stay there a week. Apart from that I don't remember much else of the nightmare dream.
OMG, where did you sleep in the nightmare? Did you fit in his tiny shower or did you come out honking and stinking after the week?
 
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That will teach me to read Tattle before I go to sleep. I ended up dreaming about fucking Marion, I went to stay in the hellhole and had to stay there a week. Apart from that I don't remember much else of the nightmare dream.
In her dream did he still huv concrete Lego sofa ma lovelie, sleeping in bumming fort
 
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OMG, where did you sleep in the nightmare? Did you fit in his tiny shower or did you come out honking and stinking after the week?
I don't remember sleeping all I can remember is I wanted to go home so bad. And his pencil box had more rooms than in real life! I'm going to see what being kept prisoner by someone you hate means. Runs to google
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In her dream did he still huv concrete Lego sofa ma lovelie, sleeping in bumming fort
I don't think I slept fortunately! According to my fitbit it was a dream that lasted a whole hour!
 
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No Mario, you're a nut job spending money on doing up a flat that's not yours. We'll be here for when the council send the demolition letters out though *Tick tock*

 
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No Mario, you're a nut job spending money on doing up a flat that's not yours. We'll be here for when the council send the demolition letters out though *Tick tock*

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Av got one word ma lovelie. DATED! I’ve got this kinda flooring in ma utility (smell the wealth) and it’s on the list to be replaced this year or next (depending oan ma holidays) ma life doesnae revolve around changing ma bathroom flooring so it’ll get done when it goes done but he’s so far behind every trend it’s unreal.
 
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I'm seek tae the back teeth o these instacunts saying they're obsessed with something ridiculous, they don't ken the meaning of the word obsessed. Jist shows the level of intelligence.
Utter fannies
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He's a total wally.

Looks like those sticky back ones you get.

and the base of the loo in the shot as well.

Classy.

eta I am thinking he wanted the same flairing throughout the hoose.
That colour is not the same as the living room or the kitchen.

 
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He keeps trying to give snippets of his new decor and renovation.. but it’s that’s small we can or already have worked out exactly what it will look like.
Just hurry up and show it so we can prove how right we are.

Flooring same through into bathroom and hall?
When he did the kitchen why didn’t he do the flooring as well in there? He still has the council white tiles as well I get now why he keeps going round in circles with the decoration because he doesn’t actually complete or do a full job to begin with.
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He's a total wally.

Looks like those sticky back ones you get.

and the base of the loo in the shot as well.

Classy.

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It doesn’t look like the same in living room he filters so much you don’t actually know it’s true colour.
 
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What in the McGills is going on?


Anyone else hoping he gets a letter fae the cooncil saying they are putting in a new shower bathroom?
 
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