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Indeed hen. Like many posters above I have a corner sofa in my garden that cost more than mad Danyell's new contribution. BUT I also started life wirh the ikea Ā£199 sofa bed, then an Argos corner unit before I could afford to invest in a furniture manufacturer. We've all been there. But he's just not interested, he wants new, new, new. For 2 gay men their taste is appalling.
Why are those joggers so tight?? Martin needs to accept heās no a size XS ma lovelies 
Ha! His belly and double chin enters the frame before he does. Love that for him
Mario, when you catch up here. You don't trigger me hun. I pity you. My purse cost the same as your sofa (no Klarma needed smell the wealth). Your idea of living your life is my idea of hell. It is tit. You exist. And you look like you smell. Please put those leggings in the bin. They do trigger me. I know you can't help having a microcock, but it doesn't need to be flaunted on the app Insta.
I know, him saying he has been keeping a secret
its a new sofa from his mates discount store hah canāt cope with him
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Er excuse you! Thatās the āscent of new sofaā that Mazda wishes he could bottle along with the āscent of new carpetā
Considering the type of cheap plastic furnishings he buys, those āscentsā will indeed be eau de polyurethane. Smell the wealth.
Hey Mario. You've just said you're not big on neutral tones. Educate yourself little man. Grey is part of the neutral tone family, you imbecile! 
Get a life and grow up you embarrassing prick. Friggin 40 with your name on an ugly cup.
He must have seen my post about putting his hand in his pocket for a change.
Hi freak face
As if he triggers us
Mario, we're the one's living in your head rent free and you're the one making us laugh. We trigger you because you keep posting thing's like this. Capeesh! š¤
Get a life and grow up you embarrassing prick. Friggin 40 with your name on an ugly cup.
He must have seen my post about putting his hand in his pocket for a change.
Hi freak face
As if he triggers us
Mario, we're the one's living in your head rent free and you're the one making us laugh. We trigger you because you keep posting thing's like this. Capeesh! š¤
Living his best life?
bleeping hell. If that is classed as a best life put me in the cremator ma lovelies
bleeping hell. If that is classed as a best life put me in the cremator ma lovelies
Oh ffs, stop the world and throw this idiot off it. He's so embarrassing that his family must cringe. They never really post so that speaks volumes....Now watch after he's read here, he'll be straight onto them to come on his page 
Made me laugh how he kept his legs clamped together when he jumped, wouldnāt want the mushroom flopping about would we Marion?
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That curry/gravy stuff looks like my gran's colostomy bag. He's so transparent when he's been on here, it's like he can't believe we aren't all awed by his new tit furniture, so we get treatit to an I'm fiiiiiiiiine rant. Weirdo, factual.Hey Mario. You've just said you're not big on neutral tones. Educate yourself little man. Grey is part of the neutral tone family, you imbecile!
Get a life and grow up you embarrassing prick. Friggin 40 with your name on an ugly cup.
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He must have seen my post about putting his hand in his pocket for a change.
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As if he triggers us
Mario, we're the one's living in your head rent free and you're the one making us laugh. We trigger you because you keep posting thing's like this. Capeesh! š¤
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Dinny gie him ideas fur new wax melt names hen.
Limited edition, sold oot in hours then melt wuman finds mare in the stationary cupboard tae sell.
Lovelies, THERE back in stock, buy the noo before I get another new sofa donated also
How is buying another sofa living your best life/having a duck it year Iām baffled
A simple question for a simple man.
Why do you notpurchase scav, a beige sofa instead of grey one as you always filter it in your pictures to beige.
Oddball.
Why do you not
Oddball.
Who did he copy and paste this top section fae?
Did someone no point that oot the other week when he wus still waffling oan aboot "its his turn"
Im standing in that stance and saying that my existence oan this app isny triggered one little bit by your "lifestyle"
Canny wait tae see whit the future holds fur yous also
Tonsa love and tattie hearts
And for the love of Rayn educate yourself oan the use of THERE, I ken he just does it tae wind folk up but he disny huv to pretend tae be stupid, it comes naturally also.
Debbie Harris would be pure affronted, shes well into her grammar.
Did someone no point that oot the other week when he wus still waffling oan aboot "its his turn"
Im standing in that stance and saying that my existence oan this app isny triggered one little bit by your "lifestyle"
Canny wait tae see whit the future holds fur yous also
Tonsa love and tattie hearts
And for the love of Rayn educate yourself oan the use of THERE, I ken he just does it tae wind folk up but he disny huv to pretend tae be stupid, it comes naturally also.
Debbie Harris would be pure affronted, shes well into her grammar.
Flopping is a bit optimistic hen! Bibbly bobbling is the most he can achieve with that microscopic knob!
Those. bleeping. Leggings.
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