Wow,actually bleeping speechless.
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Hens, I’m in that wee place abroad from me next month and will be in the vicinity of Paisley. Should I change my name to Julie and try and spot Mario in the wild?
Me too ma lovelie. But now we have the buying a car jurneh, will they buy a 7th hand banger, or finance a new one.
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A 40 year old man boasting about his boyfriend passing his theory test, how embarrassing. When the knob does finally pass his test, I can’t wait for Marion to embarrass himself further by going on about buying a car and going places in the car like you did when you were 17. If he wasn’t such a dick I’d feel sorry for him
Imagine Marion insisting Deek take him spinnies round Seedhill. Tong Braxton blaring.
Reckon he’ll be a Fiat 500 girlieMe too ma lovelie. But now we have the buying a car jurneh, will they buy a 7th hand banger, or finance a new one.
Deek's sesstificate of theory is the only qualification in that hoose. Factual.
A tenner says he’ll be wearing a skirt, blue eyeshadow, and telling us to call him Marianne.
It’s another wee cat isn’t it?
I canny believe passed his theory test, I know people that are actually quite clever that haven’t passed it first time
Boy racing round Paisley,Whitney Houston banging out of the sub whoofer that's in the boot.
I think this will be the wee car they get. 
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Aye Marion. I too wonder why you’ve never been approached by any of the big brands.
Aye Marion. I too wonder why you’ve never been approached by any of the big brands.
Lmao.1990s,sitting in a Sierra Cosworth, Tracey Chapman blasting.Getting high off weed blow backsdo they still sell xr2i's?
i can just picture deek and mario cruising round the one way system in paisley with bespoke hole in the exhaust!
wee late night trip tae mcdonalds linwood tunes pumping! up the braes fur Deek tae get stoned!
Take me back
The boyfriend wearing a Ben Sherman shirt and Davidoff Coolwater aftershave.
I thought the same but really hope I'm wrong
He never said it was first time did he? Deek's been rinsing the petty cash on his theory tests, Marion spitting feathers as they dinnae take Klarna so aye.
I am genuinely chuffed for Deek, hoping he sees sense, kicks Marion oot and lives his life.
Wee fast and furious journey on the horizon!
Can see it the now, all above mentioned on here. Don't forget the neon lights. They 2 spining bright ✨️
Wonder what the secret is, maybe he's gonna reveal his trip to see hinch or it may be another poor wee cat sentenced to insanity in silent Hill.
Can see it the now, all above mentioned on here. Don't forget the neon lights. They 2 spining bright ✨️
Wonder what the secret is, maybe he's gonna reveal his trip to see hinch or it may be another poor wee cat sentenced to insanity in silent Hill.
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