Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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He’s following the nutritionist for parenting advice of course. Ryan is their fur baby
 
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I wonder if he’s been busy watching the 50 parts of Who the Fuck Did I Marry on TikTok? Cos I have.
 
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Busy doing what exactly? Because when he comes back from being busy he's always got the same tales to tell. Mooched around the shops. Beige for lunch. aw cosy in bed by 7.
 
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Busy doing what exactly? Because when he comes back from being busy he's always got the same tales to tell. Mooched around the shops. Beige for lunch. aw cosy in bed by 7.
People with no real reasons to be busy convince themselves that they are busy to make themselves sound important
 
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Snakes all over the app, virus community, etc etc. I cannae believe she didn't make the shortlist for the family category in the influencer of the year awards with Rayn the wean.
 

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Snakes all over the app, virus community, etc etc. I cannae believe she didn't make the shortlist for the family category in the influencer of the year awards with Rayn the wean.
Its no his joab hen, hes no an influencer but always influenced.
Hud a look at the categories, canny see any he would fit in wi, maybe Visual wi the Kerry Katonas situation so aye
 
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Snakes all over the app, virus community, etc etc. I cannae believe she didn't make the shortlist for the family category in the influencer of the year awards with Rayn the wean.
Looks like he hasn’t been shortlisted in any of the categories ma lovelie. Makes sense now why he’s gone quiet this week. A shame really especially the travel category - our Maz is king of the McGills.
 
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Looks like he hasn’t been shortlisted in any of the categories ma lovelie. Makes sense now why he’s gone quiet this week. A shame really especially the travel category - our Maz is king of the McGills.
Lol he'll come on saying he's glad, it's no fur him anyway. Dying to find out when he's meeting Hinch, going to give us so much to laugh about. Odd little man
 
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Robert is a lot better name than Derek.

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Well, I didn't think this dayn of dawn would ever come. Come on Deek, pass your test, I'm dying for a car journey, a wax melt on the dash, cunt washings drying in the back. Moron on board sticker. Those eyelashes on the lights. Ooh cushions in the colour what the fuck.
 
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And a booster seat each...

And a powered by fairy dust sticker on the back
 
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Oan yersel Deek! Get that practical test passed and ride away from Marion and ontae Domboi.
 
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And a booster seat each...

And a powered by fairy dust sticker on the back
don't forget the padded cushion bits on the seatbelt strap with their names from a small business on etsy hen!

like the boy racers used to have when i was a wee paisley bam!
 
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