Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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muscadet

The oil needs changing in that fryer the fish looks boggin and his looks like a cow pat with spring onions. I feel a bit sick noo
 
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AllieBee

TheGoblinKing said:
I cannae cope. Ma stomach is in bits.
5 chips and a congealed shite on a plate and nae debates
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Jesus that is truly rank. The fish on the top plate is well overcooked and what in the name of God is on the bottom plate? Nothing like double carbs on a plate Jesus Mario you fat pig. You deserve type 2 diabetes
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

I'm confused too, is that curry & chips? If so what's with the white & wild rice?

They. Don't. Belong. Together.
 
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Sloppys

Seriously, what is that on his plate? . Again, trying to use it as a flex that he’s eating out but it looks disgusting. I’d rather stay in and cook than eat whatever the hell that is. Another treat from Deek. When do you ever treat him Maz?
 
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SuzyE

Hey, Mario. Do you ever put your hand in your pocket instead of being a kept man by Derek?!. Sponger!.

And everyone's right. That food is horrible.

 
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honey&lemon

blocknroll said:
That’s the worst Katsu Curry I’ve ever seen. My blind Nakita dug has shat out things considerably more appealing than that.

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that’s meant to be fucking Katsu?!!!! That’s a piss take surely
 
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lauhlauhlauh

Shout out to all of youse who googled the pub and had a wee nosey at the menu. I’ll be adding that to my list of places to eat next time am in aroond Paisley.
 
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mammaof3

Diarrhoea and chips yum.

He's always plugging his bastard blister's cake-making biz.

Just like Swollomans does with her dead sisters one.

 
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Mum3boys

That fish wee Deek is having looks like a battered trotter, while Mario’s looks like he’s sprayed it out his ass have these two buffoons got a taste bud between them
 
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mammaof3

For the wiki.

His posts related to his constant grief woes over his friend Natalie and her mum - whom he didn't talk to before she died.

Wanker.

 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Mr Isa said to me why is that fish shaped like a boaby at the top? I can’t unsee it now.
Why is his meals never colourful it’s always beige and bland looking.

Thanks for sharing a photo of pub he was in, looks a dump, yeah Deed Deek because probably only cost him £20 or less hardly dining in the ritz is it.


Random but in May 2021 he had dark blinds and then in July 2021 he got faux wooden blinds. Off topic but just proves he spends unnecessarily.
When is the toilet and 1 metre hall being done?
 
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