They are like a little old couple. Obviously realised dinner and the cinema would mean he wouldn’t be back home aww cosy by 6pm.Can’t be arsed with a pre booked dinner and cinema date but can go to M and S cafe
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Sunday treats.
Depends Marion.
In Devon, the scones are split in two and topped with cream followed by jam. In Cornwall, the split scones are topped with jam and then cream.
Depends Marion.
In Devon, the scones are split in two and topped with cream followed by jam. In Cornwall, the split scones are topped with jam and then cream.
Weird little freak.
Has the audacity tae call his shower/toilet cubicle a bath room.
It DISNAE HAVE A BATH HEN.
I have mare room in both my en-suite & my downstairs loo also (S.T.W)
Debbie Harris
New York in America
Hard of English
Earth and soul
Gold in weight also x
Has the audacity tae call his shower/toilet cubicle a bath room.
It DISNAE HAVE A BATH HEN.
I have mare room in both my en-suite & my downstairs loo also (S.T.W)
Debbie Harris
New York in America
Hard of English
Earth and soul
Gold in weight also x
He’s gone to the M&S cafe so they can use deeks discount… bleeping loon
He’ll try and tease us all with a black and white photo and then when he does the big reveal it’ll look exactly the same 
I’m manifesting Marion getting aw dressed up in his jammies for a photo with the tradies and some waffle with “Best service 
“ until 6 weeks later when he announces he hates it and it’s no fur him so aye.
“ until 6 weeks later when he announces he hates it and it’s no fur him so aye.
I honestly don't know how his wee brain works. Is he honestly that happy where he lives? I wouldn't be, looks soo depressing. I'm currently moving house and I'm packing up a family of 4 and between us we still have less stuff than that wee pigeon, in his 1 bed flat n I'm packing a 2 bed house with front n back door and front n back gardens 
I also think I have a theory as why he's to be in for a certain time before it's dark, seedhill must like the film I am legend at night. Mad creatures come out, he's in and barricaded until the sunrise.
I also think I have a theory as why he's to be in for a certain time before it's dark, seedhill must like the film I am legend at night. Mad creatures come out, he's in and barricaded until the sunrise.
I agreePreparing maself for the limited contact with him when the decorators are in. His stories will be limited as the mountains of shite in the high footfall and toilet cubicle will need to come out to the lounge for the trades to do their work.
They can't be working around 32 diffusers and 12 candles plus hunners of naff trinkets.
This will rapidly be followed by him sharing the tit out of the same images of his new shade of grey decor and b&m's finest tat plus the smallest of white company candles. Plus 32 new diffusers and the old 12 candles.
Definitely black because he Bought the cheap black mirror in home bargains
Or b&m
One of them
Let's play a game of guess the theme. I'm guessing marble effect black and grey.
Debbie Harris
Paisley, Scotland.
Grey & white with the black mirror he bought from b&m
Thank me later
To be fair he could paint the bathroom AND hall with one tester pot, and still have some left fae wee touch ups
Thinking he'll paint the intercom in a 'dupe' elephants breath colour and unwrap a diffuser in the scent sad bastards new house 
The big question and most important for me - will Rayn get a new throne for the high footfall area????
The big question and most important for me - will Rayn get a new throne for the high footfall area????
No way did the wee fat paisley pillock of a prick kb the meal and cinemahens a wiz determined to use pillock and prick there so ayeI am here for the match boax refurb
Fat beaks a liar pass it on
New york in America also
hens a wiz determined to use pillock and prick there so ayeI am here for the match boax refurbFat beaks a liar pass it on
New york in America also
I think it's "non colour" ma henHe’ll try and tease us all with a black and white photo and then when he does the big reveal it’ll look exactly the same
They’ll definitely be down the pub after they clock off to have a wee chuckle about that weird they had to hang three square feet of wallpaper for. Shuffling about in his hideous bobbled hoodie and IKEA slippers. I bet he won’t even offer them a cup of tea.
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What is he talking about “mess before the end results”?? As if he’s tiny flat isn’t always crammed with tit? Have you looked behind the sofa lately Mario!?
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Well youse will have ya first bingo, whit the weans being sent away, naught tae do whit Maz, Hunch is no fan of parenting her own wee bains. #factual
Mind some of those boxes are the trainers stacked up.
Surely it workman and not workmen, more then 2 men in that small area they will just be in each other way no space to work.
Can’t wait for slow reveal opening the bathroom door shown off the council door handle.
Defo black in there the new basket shortage thing to left is black, he has that in white bought only what last year. Bedroom after these 2 rooms then it back to living room, kitchen and next year bathroom and ‘hallway’.
I mean bathroom has shower, small sink, with white gloss unit, usual toiletries and mirror and Arran aromatic diffuser that’s it. Fake plants over the flush, wicker storage units crammed into corner, towels by the loo is just a big NO for me.
Back tae ma ain lane I go
Rats in loft
Squatter squirrels
New York. America
Spring bright
Am fiinnnne.
Virus community sprine bright.
So forth.
Can you imagine him sitting awkwardly on the sofa with her awful horrible mother
Ha yeah her mother is ever present and a proper old hag. Her meltdown on Facebook was a thing of beauty!Can you imagine him sitting awkwardly on the sofa with her awful horrible mother
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Solomon is on her holidays in Scotland atm, do we think she will swing by Seedyhill in her big duck off motorhome to see Maz, who reckons she's his pal? Nah, neither do I!
He will get lost in her gaff. Probably end up piddling his y fronts trying tae make up his mind wit toilet tae use, orCan you imagine him sitting awkwardly on the sofa with her awful horrible mother
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They went above and beyond. I, Beak and Deek canni stoap staring at the cludgie #stunningI’m manifesting Marion getting aw dressed up in his jammies for a photo with the tradies and some waffle with “Best service
Ah tell youse noo, if the wee fake plant isnae back oan toap oaf the cludgie so youse huv tae remove it tae flush, there will be hell tae pay and nae debates, also and so forth.
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Imagine Deek and beak sitting oan the couch with the two weans, four pairs of legs dangling and cannae reach the floor. Mammy hinch lifting them all doon one by oneCan you imagine him sitting awkwardly on the sofa with her awful horrible mother
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