Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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Wid love a side by side with Deek and Hinch’s size 5 footzzzz.
I would just love a photo if Hinch and Derk. She's so tall and he's so short, she will have to do that bending in half thing she does when she meets her 'fans' in the wild! Be like a mummy and son, except the son looks.very old and ugly!
 
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I still can’t get over this being a real photo, it looks like Mario has been photoshopped in 😂
 
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He doesn't start until 12-1 and is finished by 4-5, just enough hours to make up to 18 to claim his PIP / universal credits of course my lovelies
 
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His rug looks like it’s been peed on and nae debates , absolutely honking piece of decor , so aye . Hope all you hens are being your self of self the day and shining yoursels apon others 💎
 
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What a dank, dingy hellscape and so forth

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Yuck
I mean I have mine on in morning but not to sit and watch it until 12 noon before my shift, use bbc for time while I get ready for work at 7.30 like a normal adult.
Made me realise Marion doesn’t even have a clock in his home.

Fact he can sit watch tele, general clean in the morning and have 40 minute walk before his shift clearly doesn’t start until 11/12 everyday and home for 5, it’s embarrassing for him to complain he is tired.
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His rug looks like it’s been peed on and nae debates , absolutely honking piece of decor , so aye . Hope all you hens are being your self of self the day and shining yoursels apon others 💎
That will be Ryan hopping out her litter tray and going to lie on the rug.

Made myself gag there at thought of a cat doing toilet in very same room where you prep food.
Nothing against cats or people that have them but house cats are just so unhygienic more so Marion when she only has 3 rooms to be in for rest her days.
It’s cruel and sad.
 
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I cannae cope. Ma stomach is in bits.
5 chips and a congealed shite on a plate and nae debates
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Mario’s idea of “good food” is very different from what the rest of the world class as good 🥴
Everywhere he eats, the food looks the same - like throw up !!
 
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Even his poached egg eyes must realise how tit that food looks when he has to state ‘there food is good btw’
Looks like bespoke sharts on a plate
 
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