There’s nothing glamorous about his Nans snow boots he’s cutting about in !! Bespoke purchase direct from the back of the Sunday magazine supplement!!
THIS. Can't believe he expects us to buy he almost passes out with excitement spraying new 2 quid Christmas Febreze but isn't so much as breathing on the JM never mind spraying the bottles, lighting the candle. But remember, as he told us last night not everything is as it seems oan this app and he ain't actually leading this glamourous lifestyle. Actually cannot deal with the halfwit and the dots, genuinely think he needs professional help, what part of his life does he think looks glamourous exactly?! Only him sitting there freezing in his wee manky hoodie could come up with this crap!Ah’ll no believe he’s keeping this lot until he posts a story showing his Jo Molane perfumes with TODAY’S newspaper! Absaloot lying scrote.View attachment 2613215
Show us him actually using them as well. I won't believe it until I've seen one of those candles actually lit.Ah’ll no believe he’s keeping this lot until he posts a story showing his Jo Molane perfumes with TODAY’S newspaper! Absaloot lying scrote.View attachment 2613215
As if they would be stupid enough to use a foul mouthed throbber like him!Hahaha the sad bastard has started following Asda PR team
Ah'm getting that auld ah noo browse through them and say oh that looks good when I just used to bin themThere’s nothing glamorous about his Nans snow boots he’s cutting about in !! Bespoke purchase direct from the back of the Sunday magazine supplement!!
As if they would be stupid enough to use a foul mouthed throbber like him!
They’ll be sacking Michael Buble next year and employing wee Martin insteadHahaha the sad bastard has started following Asda PR team
A crissmas greatest shits album exclusive tae AsdaThey’ll be sacking Michael Buble next year and employing wee Martin instead
His fingers are so shiny what filter is he using, the look like boiled Wee Willie Winkies or whatever those little sausages are called!I still haven't listened to his dots from last night. I might soon but atm I don't have the time or the patience to hear his whining ffs
I get the gist from here he was just moan moan moaning about things.
He's a fanny.
Anyhoo.
Today's helping of his fun life.
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Well ma lovelie, ah googled Mario's " big bawbles" and the polis huv turned up and jist taken ma phone and hard drive. Hope ah'm no the main news headline in the Digger this week. Anyone ken a good lawyer?Well I don’t want to imply Mazda talks shite ma lovelies, but I have just gone onto that small business Google, and searched for “giant bauble” and found loads.
Youse huv ended me right here!!!! Needs tae be in a thread title hen!Sir Marion Sugar told us all about HIS wax making business and the anxiety it causes.
Loving the catch upJust finished thread 110 - my thoughts ma lovelies -
Firstly i’ll say this, If you had a wrong’n checklist, I’m sure a 40 year old man with disney colouring book, a grinch Xmas tree and a fucking acorn shaped chopping board would score highly.
Hard of English?
The lazy fuck bought himself a £350 Jo Malone advent. From me, to me. Capeesh! He will still be paying for it on Klarna or Clearpay next year .
Flapped his gums about the conflict when he knows nothing!
Sir Marion Sugar told us all about HIS wax making business and the anxiety it causes.
IDKBGTK about the Grinch being paid to visit. I would defo throw in some petty cash for that.
She posted an Ava May vid for the new Xmas wax melt that ended with him sprawled on the bed in his Xmas jammies giving a sexy wink. I haven’t recovered yet!
She was asked if she had learning difficulties, which he assumed was a troll. I assume FACTUAL!
Mazda thought he replied like a Billy Big Bollocks, when it was more like Marion no Bollocks as I reckon he’s smooth down there like an action man. Then Hannah wax melt got all gobby as well.
The thread ended on his regular AM NO WELL! pity party. Time of the month Marion?
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