Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE

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Badaboom

Can someone PLEASE remove the 🥹 emoji from Marion’s phone, it is giving me the bespoke rage. Please and thank you also.
 
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Joo92

AwwCosyWivDeek said:
It’s Hannah’s ex-boyfriend’s side-brand to Ava May. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but she “launched” it a few months back. Think something about fair trade ingredients.
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I did not know, but I got to know. Thanks hen
 
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Icantwiththesepeople

Can you imagine someone who lives in Kensington and Chelsea hiring Poundland Pete to come in and decorate their house?? I don't think you're going to see many Grinch or Candy Cane Lame themed houses around those parts of London.
 
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Kat__lax

I firmly believe that jo molane advent has been sent back as so far the reveal photos have been identical …like they have been done all in one go. I may be wrong but who has time to recreate the same photo each day to an identical standard, no someone with a fhul time joab, that’s for sure. So aye I’m swervin out ma laine way that wan.
 
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Ferguson

Pahhhh hahaha haha as if anyone would want that bitter, gossipy, classless little hobbit to dress their house also.
 
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Shrekssister

To dress houses in London you'd have to be able to travel to London you absolute pillock. FUMMIN THIS DAYN OF DAWN MA HENS
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

I would LOVE if he started marketing himself as a professional Christmas decorator.

Companies near me do it and their stuff is seriously gorgeous. They provide everything- the trees, indoor and outdoor lights where the entire house and all windows are traced out, garlands for fireplaces and electric gates and bannisters, decorations, all the outdoor stuff, along with a designer who tailors it to your house, and guys with ladders and cherry pickers to put everything up. It’s all really stunning stuff, then, after Christmas, they come and take it all away again so you don’t have to even think about trying to store it on top of your lopsided Pax wardrobe.

I’ve never priced it (staying in ma own lane) but it’s definitely €10k+ each year.

Would love to see Mario’s face if he got a booking and turned up with his bag for no-life filled with battery lights from B&M

I think the companies in my city that offer this also offer a cleaning service afterwards. There you go Mario, free business plan for you.
 
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ohdoris

Such a shame that Christmas is seasonal ?! He is not well that man !!!
 
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AllieBee

As if he could be a Christmas decorator. There's serious money needed to buy all the stuff, Home Bargains and B and M won't cut it. Plus the people who want this done are usually wealthy and would rather stick pins in their knobs than have the Grinch or Candy cane lane. Plus Mario's tree looks awful. Stick with the toilet cleaning Maz and know your lane
 
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GiftedNotFree

Shrekssister said:
To dress houses in London you'd have to be able to travel to London you absolute pillock. FUMMIN THIS DAYN OF DAWN MA HENS
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Unrelated to this but whenever I see your profile pic I laugh. It never gets old I also love that it’s favoured by @hopethishelpsallthebest for the bespoke artworks the fact Mazda posted that picture on the internet in the first place cracks me up
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

You can’t be a house husband if you aren’t a husband, and don’t have a house, Mario.
 
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muscadet

To be fair he would probably work more hours in the seasonal job that he does in a year in his cleaning job, fucking bell end
 
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gremlin

He’s desperate to be a full time influencer. I think that’ll be his 2024 journey - he’ll persuade Derek that he’ll earn more staying at home and making his 1998 PowerPoint presentations & it will be a fucking disaster. Bring it on. So aye.
 
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