Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE

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Caw1982

I'm in New York America lovelies, played some Maz videos off this thread this morning at breakfast, as I'm bespokely still blocked. Nothing. Nadda. No 'oh my christ is that the saviour of Paisley'? Just a few looks to check that I'm mentally well.
Anyway, I'm off to mop kick the day. Jet lag is kicking the fuck out of me
 
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Curly

Imagine wearing Nike trackies and wee Chelsea boots and thinking your a fashionista
I remember when they fair used to come to our village and the workers used to all wear cat boots and trackies 🫣 that was 20/30 years ago and his outfit has just put me back to that time
 
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mammaof3

I'm back ma beauts.

Ist of all I would like to address his ad for the shitter and
2nd, well nothing as I can't get over the 1st one.
 
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Mum3boys

Are you feeling all nostalgic hen, being taken back to that moment? Hold your power ma lovelie
 
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mammaof3

A few days worth including his iconic #stinksofchristmas ad.





So professional.
''There going in my basket''

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Nickynackynoo82

No way did i buy Mr Noo the same snudie as Marion, better no show him that pic of the wee scarlet jibber jabber wearing it or he’ll burn it with fire
 
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gremlin

That’s the first time I’ve seen his stinks of Christmas ad and it’s even worse than I could have imagined. Literally cringed my arse inside out.
I sincerely hope Home Bargains and P&G have not paid for that shit. He just kept repeating “my lovelies” and “so excited” because he’s completely illiterate.
The shot of his and Derek’s little Velcro trainers though
Seriously, how is he even a thing?
 
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Noseybonk

Hello again ma lovelies, I clearly read too many Marion posts before bed last night, and even though I have watched the walking dildo for a long time, I have many genuine questions I can’t answer -
  1. When their kitchen was fitted did they get the wall cupboards,, lowered or do they have a stool to reach?
  2. We know wee Deek works at M&S but is he a trolley collector?
  3. Why does Ava May continue to work with Marion? Scheme with the government? Tax break?
  4. Why does someone who literally has door keys to hold, need to carry a giant Roy Cropper bag everywhere? A sticky fingered shoplifter maybe?
 
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mrsbucket

Noseybonk said:
We know wee Deek works at M&S but is he a trolley collector?
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I *think* Deek works in the warehouse/goods in. I worked in a department store many years ago (not M&S but similar) and the warehouse lads were definitely a particular breed. I don't mean to be unkind but I think they had a combined IQ of 43 So Deek fits the bill! Ma post ma rulez.
 
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geezabreak

I've also worked with a very large retailer and I've got tae agree hen, most of those guys were not suitable for human interaction, that's no tae say they're aw like that, but the ones that worked in ma shoaps...aye and so forth.
 
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Shrekssister



Hope those of you that found this man fit are suitably ashamed. Looks like he smells of red bull and lynx Africa
 
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mammaof3

So they are/were in Edinburgh.

Tickets to go on the Forth 1 Big Wheel cost £10 per person, or £8 for concessions and locals if you can show proof you live at an Edinburgh postcode.



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