He's never wrong? Well he got that wrong for a start because this the pillock (our new fave word for Maz!) who NEVER gets anything rightThat’s what made me laugh
It’s not a word u hear much but it should
Fits Marion perfectly
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I’m never wrong
Cuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnntttttt
Cleaning with Mario #111 His only chance of having more than one door is an Advent calendar.
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I don't get how someone can get so stressed with plonking a few children's movie themed bits of tat around their gaff. Am I missing something?? Isn't Christmas supposed to be joyous? Because I swear it sounds like he actually, properly hates it. But maybe I'm just weird because my decorations require about as much thought and effort as it takes going up to the loft and getting the Christmas decoration bags down. The most stressful part is untangling the lights that I stuffed into a bag last year. Don't even get me started on "needs a holiday" after putting a few objects about. He needs to give his head a wobble.
Also.
New York in America xoxo
Also.
New York in America xoxo
Why are the lights over the blinds rather than under and against the window? So only him and deed desk can really see the lights?
Jo Malone calendar £350 no extension for plugs so uses battery powered lights every year
Well that’s embarrassing.
Jo Malone calendar £350 no extension for plugs so uses battery powered lights every year
Well that’s embarrassing.
I have those lights from HB in cool white for my office which is at the back of the house so no bastard really sees them but I will not be using them this year…cheers Marion ya wee dick!!!!!
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To get in New York in America.
Mario #112 New York in America is where he wants to be but he'd rather go on a tat spending spree.
To get in New York in America.
Mario #112 New York in America is where he wants to be but he'd rather go on a tat spending spree.
He probably does hate Christmas it's not as if he ever does anything exciting. But he wants to steal a march on the other instacunts by getting his tree up first so he's just pretending to like Christmas. But it's the same old, year after year, put up so much shite that looks terrible and then he's on a massive comedown after it's all up and he's got mo more content
All that shite piled in every inch of the flat is making me itch. It looks bleeping horrendous.
Get tae ken hen, Martin is pyoor 80's retro. Canni wait fur the foil decorations oan the ceiling, also.
Would probably look better than the Grinch
When Christmas was actually goodGet tae ken hen, Martin is pyoor 80's retro. Canni wait fur the foil decorations oan the ceiling, also.
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I have a theory, and it might be because I'm bespokely blue atm even though I've always thought this.... people who go overboard for Christmas are like people that gush over their partner on social.... who you trying to kid material.
I'm thankful for people at Christmas, all of us together, lucky enough to get 4 generations together. Cutla presents for the weans, everyone just content to spend time together. I think a December in that small business Yorkhill (GBNF) sorted out Christmas in my head years ago.
I've got 20 year old Christmas decorations, fine by me as the money saved goes to a social bite Christmas dinner or 2.
I'm thankful for people at Christmas, all of us together, lucky enough to get 4 generations together. Cutla presents for the weans, everyone just content to spend time together. I think a December in that small business Yorkhill (GBNF) sorted out Christmas in my head years ago.
I've got 20 year old Christmas decorations, fine by me as the money saved goes to a social bite Christmas dinner or 2.
Everything in they photos above I had at wan time. I'll hing ma heid in shame noo 🫣. Ye literally coodny see the ceilin fer shite hingin fae it. This wis in Scotland no New York in America by the way. Also he's a wee dobber.Get tae ken hen, Martin is pyoor 80's retro. Canni wait fur the foil decorations oan the ceiling, also.
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I think you have the true spirit of Xmas ma lovelie
The spirit of sense ma lovelie. By all means push the boat out, but at least make it meaningful. Kinda makes me sad he's never done a rainbow themed pride Christmas, for all the men before him forced into the closet. He just fucks it every time doesn't he.I think you have the true spirit of Xmas ma lovelie
I actually love this! Reminds me of Christmas in the 80s when older relatives still had their decorations gathered from the past 40 years.Get tae ken hen, Martin is pyoor 80's retro. Canni wait fur the foil decorations oan the ceiling, also.
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A couple of years ago I bought replica fairy lights just like those ones, and bought a silver tinsel tree for my hall so I could drown in nostalgia, but keep it separate from my traditional 9 foot fresh from the
I got some of those foil dangly things too but decided my need for nostalgia had some boundaries after all!
Ahhhh i love this stuff, it's proper nostalgia. When the decs came out the loft it was just so magical and exciting. I used to think I was in a grotto. Going to the forest to get the tree, gorgeous times. I'd take this any day over the GrinchGet tae ken hen, Martin is pyoor 80's retro. Canni wait fur the foil decorations oan the ceiling, also.
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Why is the beaky pillock trolling me
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We had all these. As a wean it was a magical time.Get tae ken hen, Martin is pyoor 80's retro. Canni wait fur the foil decorations oan the ceiling, also.
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No so much for Martin who was locked in his room so his ugly face didnae spoil the magic for the others.
Poor Sadie also.
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