It's vile
Cleaning with Mario #111 His only chance of having more than one door is an Advent calendar.
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What even is that? Is it square sausage? I have never seen anything like it
I've never heard of braised sausage. But if its his bespoke version of steamed sausage, then I don't know where to start 
The lorne doesn't look the brawest and the Gravy needs to be thick.
The lorne doesn't look the brawest and the Gravy needs to be thick.
Whyās that sausage matching marios skin tone??? Bespoke boiled ham. I am a veg muncher so donāt eat it but is it supposed to be that colour??
What the duck is THAT? Bogging
Anyone seen Deek lately?
Jesus wept that is the worst excuse for a square sausage Iāve ever seen! Have you ever heard of a butchers Mario!
Parties with the big light on are horrendous! Think Iād rather go fae a mammogram than be there
My copy of the slow cooker book doesn't have a braised sausage recipe.
He's either adapted an existing recipe or just threw in that crap. I think he threw it in.
The walloper.
He's either adapted an existing recipe or just threw in that crap. I think he threw it in.
The walloper.
Iām currently in that place Abroad, sitting in the sun in a 5* hotel and Iāve just offended a large group of people by saying, VERY loudly āfucks SAKE!ā When I saw that anaemic āsausageā
Why canāt he cook even the most simple stuff, WITH a cookbook telling him what to do? bleeping moron.
I also chuckled cos Iām in the canaries, and thinking about Martin & Deek being here at this hotel & sticking out like a sore thumb made me laugh. But theyād never some somewhere like this. Basic witch wankers.
Why canāt he cook even the most simple stuff, WITH a cookbook telling him what to do? bleeping moron.
I also chuckled cos Iām in the canaries, and thinking about Martin & Deek being here at this hotel & sticking out like a sore thumb made me laugh. But theyād never some somewhere like this. Basic witch wankers.
What is so exhausting about throwing some Christmas crap on a table and hanging string lights on a window? He is the biggest complainer on the gram. Isn't decorating for Christmas supposed to make you happy? He is one miserable person.
Aldis finest
I love stewed sausage, not had it in years, no way ma wains would eat it but my wee maw used to make it. Definitely wasn't square sausage, same as his stovies, gads min, get in the bin
Talk about bigging up your part
what a bleeping twit, itās going to be the biggest damp squib ever and I for one cannot wait!He doesnāt do it to be happy like normal people. He does it because heās labouring under the misconception that people on the Gram want him to decorate the pencil case for Xmas. When in fact 90% of people want him to duck it all up and then gleefully watch the subsequent comedown and months of āI wasnāt in a good place, I only did it for the gramā bollocks. Itās happened for years. Itās more of a Christmas tradition than the John Lewis advert.
Thatās the cheap breakfast sausage you get out the supermarket can he no klarna some steak slice ffs
Looks like it's frozen shite from farmfoods, probably a hunner slices for Ā£1.
I love when he gets intae his seasonal depression slump when he realises he shot his bolt too soon and itās tit compared to everyone elseās. Puts me right in the Crissmass mood
Ah was gonnae say, no even Asda would allow that tae grace their bespoke shelves.
Do enjoy a wee bit of Costcoās slice though, so aye.
Surely when you braise something you brown the meat first, seals in the flavour etc, and (especially sausage) itāll end up as peely wally as it went in
This tit is just bleeping creepy now.View attachment 2559029
Talk about bigging up your part
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