Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Where does he get his money? Does Derek work?

Aye, Hen. Derek works in M&S. His job is to bring home petty cash and yellow-stickered items to Mario.

I’m glad you got to know.

 

[SuzyE]

And Google recipes you lazy old man

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Had a crock pot before. Never used it. Assume he binned it. So he bought a new one even though he never used the last one. Make it make sense.

 

[twilightgarden]

Why is he getting another slow cooker if he never used the old one? Where is the old one? In landfill no doubt when someone could have got the good of it if it had never been used.

Where will it go in the cluttered kitchen? What is he going to make in it? Slow cooked stories stovies slop and bolognese? Why does he need one? He only works 30 minutes a day so plenty of time to make something.

Crabbit the day hens! That’s all am saying.

 

[Poptart]

Calm doon hens. Im sure he will have given the old slow cooker to Bernadette.
How can people send him recipes when there is no reply box and his story dms are off?

 

[nefariousnellie]

Is he too illiterate to google slow cooker recipes or something?

 

[Anti-influencer]

Is he too illiterate to google slow cooker recipes or something?

Yes x

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Where does he get his money? Does Derek work? Because, no shade, he’s a part time cleaner isn’t he? So surely he can’t be earning pots? The way he spends throughout the year, no way can he be saving much? I get second hand anxiety watching him. As well as cringe.

Who was last nights post aimed at? I envy having that sort of self delusion that you believe that are that important.

Everything will be on clear pay and klarna my lovely and I’m sure half the stuff he part buys, he just takes pics for the gram then sends them back.
He likes to make out he’s loaded with all the things he buys but then they’re two boring basts who don’t go anywhere other than spoons, jam jar and b&m, they have no car, they have no holidays and they live in a 1 bed council flat which probably costs £50 a month. So any petty cash that he sounds on more plastic for that flat, will be because he is a hermit that does duck all.

mwah xoxoxo

 

[Freefalling]

Ooh I hope there is gossip coming and his nose is out of joint. Noticed the 'my brand' earlier honestly bin him off Hannah Doll, he's a liability

 

[mammaof3]

£14.95 Amazon.

Another slow cooker, and he is the noo asking for recipes. Wasteful cnut.

Mario, it will come with a recipe book ma loverlie beaut, but I believe you can do your stovies in it.



We are noo half way though the month and he has spent £509.00.

 

[Cleanayr]

What happened to Deek's driving lessons they haven't been mentioned again

 

[Manbagzda]

£14.95 Amazon.

Another slow cooker, and he is the noo asking for recipes. Wasteful cnut.

Mario, it will come with a recipe book ma loverlie beaut, but I believe you can do your stovies in it.



We are noo half way though the month and he has spent £509.00.

And that's not including the Christmas presents he bought.
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Bet he's never seen Madonna live

 

[Freefalling]

And that's not including the Christmas presents he bought.
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Bet he's never seen Madonna live

As if he's seen Madonna live he's such a little liar. He doesn't leave the paisley penthouse and before that he was hiding in his auntys box room.

Note to Maz: watching live via video link does not count you daft arse

 

[bigmouth1927]

He has not seen Madonna. Steps maybe. Madonna certainly not. Actually, H thinks hes the only gay in the village like Marion. Pair of plums.

 

[mammaof3]

Okay, Martin when did you see Madonna live?

Pics or it didna happen.

 

[SuzyE]

I still find it amusing the way he talks like he's a partner in Hannah’s business......Oops l mean Hannah’s ex boyfriend's business

 

[fjjh86]

Find it hilarious he makes it sound like his business! Mate there’s no risk for you in any sense well apart from your name being plastered over it! Hannah’s ex is taking the risks and I can’t believe he hasn’t kicked you to the curb as anyone with a bit of sense would. You can’t make anything sound appealing!

 

[Freefalling]

Working on what since Feb, he's a heider it'll be a copy oil so basically he's done F A. Oh bore off Lord Sugar

 

[ohcomeon99]

I have to question the sanity of anyone who wants to smell like Mario or his penthouse

How long before the crockpot is in the landfill with the velvetiser we never saw again, along with everything else he buys.

I’ve never known anyone so vacuous yet so self important

 

[pollypoos4]

His xmas was all primark bags hes defo klarna’ed that daft calendar. I dont see wax melt business lasting much longer and tell me do we actually think martins declaring his petty cash ad money. Id love to see tax man at beirut towers