I noticed the mirror trick as wellLook how he’s placed it all in front of the mirror so it looks like more boxes and bags than there actually is
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What is the “deal” with these “” he is doing all sudden “Christmas shopping” “finished”. Brass neck to say anyone is hard of English when Marion himself can’t “speak” fluent English. He needs to get himself to WH Smith and buy a past paper exam book on “English” the “fud”
I’ll let you offSorry quine but I've lived up in Aberdeenshire long enough to know all the jokes
I'd love to think we know eachother
I often wonder if I know anyone on here
Mario, why do you call your employers 'clients'?!. Or are they people banged up overnight and you clean their bogs the following day?.
Maybe he is ‘fummmming’ that Katie’s wax melt sold out at the ‘clean & tidy’ show before his. That could be what his ‘rant’ is about. Who knows tho? I ‘can’t’ understand it. ‘Also’.
“Had a voucher” how very kind of your “clients” The more he says clients, the more I tho k he’s doing private cleans even though he said he never would!
Here are a few pointers for you Mas, you’re welcome
Here are a few pointers for you Mas, you’re welcome
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Martin hen, youse need tae explain that poast as it makes nae sense, also.
What’s with the overuse of “this”. Reminds me of the episode of friends where joey doesn’t know how to use air quotes.
Ah think he's a T J Hooker. Specializing in those wi a fetish fur a wee boaby.“Had a voucher” how very kind of your “clients” The more he says clients, the more I tho k he’s doing private cleans even though he said he never would!
Here are a few pointers for you Mas, you’re welcome
Proper tickles me the way he calls his employers his clients 
I think because private self employed business owners call people clients that he should call his employers that too. Marion you are employed by them on a contract, you're not self employed or have your own cleaning business therefore they are your employers, not your clients. Silly sausage
I think because private self employed business owners call people clients that he should call his employers that too. Marion you are employed by them on a contract, you're not self employed or have your own cleaning business therefore they are your employers, not your clients. Silly sausage 
I wonder who the lucky recipients of the £5 tubs of chocolate will be? Lucky things to get them after they’ve been sat next to a radiator for 3 months
I cannot imagine doing Christmas shopping without any Christmas decorations up in the shops or centres! No Christmas trees or music. It isn’t Christmas shopping Mario- it’s just shopping. There was no Christmas cheer at all.
he’s reached that “peak of age” hens!!
I can confirm it is your filthy mind hen! I just thought he, yanno, had a voucher for a free dinner! Dirty hen!I dunno if its my filthy mind, but "had a voucher" drums up all sorts of connotations.
Am at an airport abroad waiting fur ma flight hame. Cannae say where due to security compromises and so forth. Just catching up on wee Maz. If he’s having a rant before putting his decs up imagine the first week of November when he cannae even get in the bedsit for all the tat. The scale of that rant will be aff the charts (we always get oan when he realises his decs are crap). The actual audacity of him to say that made up lady was hard of English when he has no grasp of the language 
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Failing that a wee ESOL course might be more his level. Clutching ma beak!
Someone wrote about about Mario having a baby bath in the sink and I am HOWLING my other half despairs
Weathers breakfast followed by Aldi chips and frozen veg meal out. He’s a real Jo Malone kinda guy isn’t he.
my other half despairs Weathers breakfast followed by Aldi chips and frozen veg meal out. He’s a real Jo Malone kinda guy isn’t he.
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Imagine if it is this, he's vulgar enough. Self centered hole
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