Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

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Little Miss Planner

Have just treated myself to a read of the wiki again....oh my days its pure bespoke comedy gold. I didn't realise how much "content " he gives us time and time again
 
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DramaQueen79

He really is a wee horror, complete radio silence cause he is in a huff.
Shes a wee disabled lassie Mario don’t be that person
 
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Madge2022

DramaQueen79 said:
He really is a wee horror, complete radio silence cause he is in a huff.
Shes a wee disabled lassie Mario don’t be that person
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Excuse youse hen, Martin has a sunflower lanyard and a shart caird, he's a champion fur disabilities, washing yer claes at 30 fur the environment and gay rights. No tae mention aw the wurk he does for small businesses, home bargains and B&M.

Show sum class and stay in yer ain lane, also.

Tonsa luv
 
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chickenfajitas

hannah wax melt
 
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Daisy Uncle

He's a rotten cunt, pushes over old Ladies, literally, and snubs a disabled girl cos jealous. That's a real shit stain of a person.
 
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Madge2022

Well ma lovelies, it's an amber weather warning for parts of Scotland, including Beirut towers so we might get some dots of doom the day. Where ah live most roads closed so gonni huv tae interact wi ma weans, ah'm mair fummming than Martin wiz when wee Deek used the Jo Malone haun wash. #factual
 
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FlowerOfTheEast

Are ye meant to dust sofas? Ah need tae get tae ken. Ah usually jist dust the cushions wi ma arse.
 
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Madge2022

FlowerOfTheEast said:
Are ye meant to dust sofas? Ah need tae get tae ken. Ah usually jist dust the cushions wi ma arse.
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Only part of it hen, and ignore the rest.

Also use two different mops oan your vinyl living room flair, and don't bother moving the tapas table, also.

Wit oan gods earth wuz the point of the wee machine oan the kitchen sink? Did he nick that fae Romanian car wash along with his lilac leggings?
 
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Bluebellsinthewoods

6am clean. Weirdo. Had a wee laugh at her sink with a chain with no plug on it. They are like 20p to replace! He's soo cooncil
 
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Emsie

It took him 3 hours to wash up, wipe the sink, plump up the sofa and run the Vac round? God these people are so slowwwwww! 30 minutes max jobs they are.
 
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Luna25

He needs to take better care in his “high foot fall areas” as his flooring is starting to get discoloured
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Why’s he no sharing Katie’s new wax melt? I thought it was his brand also
He’s raging Hannah hasn’t came to see him on her trip to Glasgow, and the oor Soph shared Katie’s wax melt and no his wan! That’s why we were all treated to a 6am clean
 

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