Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[OhhBacon]

I get to this page and when I start to hear the sticky ginvinitis mouth taking a breath....I say 'not today Satan not today ' and swiped like bad tinder experience so aye hens keep in yer ain lanes

He has bought three more bottles of perfume. WTF? I wear perfume everyday for work and also when I go out in the evenings and weekends.
I normally rotate between 3 scents (smell the wealth), a bottle will easily last a year-18 months. Am I doing it wrong?

By my maths he has just bought at least a years worth of perfume, possible more as he doesn’t go out at the weekend. He is buying perfumes that he won’t possibly be able to wear before they go off.

His spending issue is huge and all caused by Instagram and trying to keep up with people.

 

[Madge2022]

I see T.O.N.Y.A.L.M.O.N.D. is using Martin tae try and offload stock he's had since Jim Carrey wuz The Grinch.

Ah'm in a quandary ma lovelies. If people ur influenced by Martin then they deserve the tat they buy trying tae keep up with Deek and Beak. But then ah think his fans might no be aw there and feel sorry fur them, also.

Ah wull ponder over it more, wance ah'm done deciding which new car tae buy #treatit even though ah cud use that cash fur tat crissmas decorations.

 

[DramaQueen79]

He is happy living in his boujee bedsit and smelling like pure wealth. Am done for the day… baw bag

 

[twilightgarden]

@Madge2022 You could get a crissmass magic tree for your new car hen #smellthewealth

 

[Madge2022]

@Madge2022 You could get a crissmass magic tree for your new car hen #smellthewealth

You have went above and beyond with that quality poast @twilightgarden

Might huv tae wait till my next big birthday and hope someone buys me a crissmas magic tree, also.

 

[AllieBee]

He has bought three more bottles of perfume. WTF? I wear perfume everyday for work and also when I go out in the evenings and weekends.
I normally rotate between 3 scents (smell the wealth), a bottle will easily last a year-18 months. Am I doing it wrong?

By my maths he has just bought at least a years worth of perfume, possible more as he doesn’t go out at the weekend. He is buying perfumes that he won’t possibly be able to wear before they go off.

His spending issue is huge and all caused by Instagram and trying to keep up with people.

Me too! I have three expensive perfumes and a cheap one I just wear around the house. Why does he need so many, all that 'stuff' would drive me mad.

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Autumnal mopkick also

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Autumnal mopkick also

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When he posted this I wasn’t looking for autumm leafs I was too busy spotting the rubbish in amongst the leafs. Nothing autumm about it.

 

[Shrekssister]

Autumnal mopkick also

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What the duck are they on his feet

 

[Sloppys]

Im sorry but he does know that Jo Malone sold Jo Malone to Estée Lauder. So them perfumes should actually smell more like her range Jo loves which she owns now. He’s as thick as mince. Once again trying to flex to the insta crowd and just getting it so so wrong.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What the duck are they on his feet

It's those special velcro shoes for middle aged men, who live in assisted living and who need chaperoning on buses. Who carry a big savers bag with just a house key in it. Also

 

[SuzyE]

Shut your moaning face, Mario. You'd soon be crying if Derek lost his job the way retail are closing stores. Remember Debenhams?!

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Striking a CHORD

 

[Kat__lax]

Early morning beak clutcher, deek collects the baskets and trolleys around M&S so what’s mas doing trying to make out he’s the ceo, required at a crucial meeting whilst on holiday. If he’s been requested to join whilst on annual leave it’s to be informed of important business news regarding your position and or store so I’d not be so flippant with the comments, P45 and the job centre could be awaiting.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

A CORD, a rope, in this case a hanging noose, which is how I feel after reading Mario's semi literate drivel.

 

[Babybail93]

Shut your moaning face, Mario. You'd soon be crying if Derek lost his job the way retail are closing stores. Remember Debenhams?!

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What the duck do they need the trolly dolly on a zoom for?

 

[SuzyE]

Just one of the many annoying words you repeat.
And triple check your spelling you imbecile

 

[RubySky478]

What the duck do they need the trolly dolly on a zoom for?

To fire him.

 

[Charlie&Lulu]

Early morning beak clutcher, deek collects the baskets and trolleys around M&S so what’s mas doing trying to make out he’s the ceo, required at a crucial meeting whilst on holiday. If he’s been requested to join whilst on annual leave it’s to be informed of important business news regarding your position and or store so I’d not be so flippant with the comments, P45 and the job centre could be awaiting.

I thought exactly the same thing!

Beware of incoming rant about the state of the retail sector and how stressed they are…but Marion is being supportive (despite racking up more debt on Klarna due to his addiction to shopping)

 

[Manbagzda]

Zoom meeting probably because there is a scheduled team meeting. When we have our team meetings we're expected to come in on our days off or attend online. Optional if we're on annual leave though.

*Disclaimer ahhhm no a trolley collector person