Wondering what the sesstificate is Deek framed and put on the windowsill 
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WIFI password?Wondering what the sesstificate is Deek framed and put on the windowsill
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Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic
Please don't give him ideas! It would be Deek that had ro do all the elf tricks and I don't think I could face Maz's screechy whiny voice every day giggling like a tit that the elf had turned his milk.green or painted his boaby blue or hung his crusty pants on the treeAbsoolut's oan this app. Fur wance Martin's timelines seem tae add up.
They met Sept 2015, even though earlier this year his fun fact to Hinch said they were together ten years to match her and her husband.
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Tree made appearance Dec 2016 (no idea when Deek bought it though).
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Probably think a rival Grinch beat him to it.
Im surprised that they don't do elf on the shelf.
Am I right in thinking the "before" Christmas tree is on bare floorboards? Because nothing has summed this guy up more than that. Who wouldn't prioritise a carpet/flooring over a Christmas tree? We ALL started somewhere, we ALL look back and see how much love and effort we've put into our homes. But a tree on bare floorboards sums him up, no substance all show. Fur coat nae knickers. Plonker.
Ma hen I did consider this but I'm sure they had that on the jack Monroe anthology so didnae know what the situation would be so aye also
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Mario 100% did not live in that flat at the time and that Christmas tree picture was taken. When you look at Derekās old Facebook from around that time, there is no mention of āweā or āusā etc, itās all his flat / his furniture / his plans for the place. Absolutely zero mention of Mazda
The good old days before poor Deek was cuckooedM
Mario 100% did not live in that flat at the time and that Christmas tree picture was taken. When you look at Derekās old Facebook from around that time, there is no mention of āweā or āusā etc, itās all his flat / his furniture / his plans for the place. Absolutely zero mention of Mazda
Wee Deek might huv no realised that Martin hud moved in, ah'm still waiting for Deek tae find oot he's engaged.M
Mario 100% did not live in that flat at the time and that Christmas tree picture was taken. When you look at Derekās old Facebook from around that time, there is no mention of āweā or āusā etc, itās all his flat / his furniture / his plans for the place. Absolutely zero mention of Mazda
Fell down a rabbit hole and came across Krystal Chandelierās page. WTF, is that actual tampon applicators on the cakes? 
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They look bloody awful don't they, as bad the furry dried flowers she had stuck in others, apparently they are alcohol tubes.Fell down a rabbit hole and came across Krystal Chandelierās page. WTF, is that actual tampon applicators on the cakes?
Hens, Iāve a bespoke dose of covid and duck me if my head didnae hurt before Iāve just read his latest ramblings it sure does now!!
Get well soon ma lovelie. Are you able to put up yer Christmas tree to keep yersel busy?
They are pipettes, it's just unfortunate she chose a pink drink to put in them.Fell down a rabbit hole and came across Krystal Chandelierās page. WTF, is that actual tampon applicators on the cakes?
Ffs his inane rambling about just being happy with being in your own lane is doing my head in. He runs an insta account at the end of the day and not even a very good one either!
Heās spent his life trying to compete but insta has made him realise thereās no competition seriously Maz, pull the other one. Would you really be doing a Grinch themed Christmas if you werenāt trying to compete and show off on the gram? Likewise with all your autumn shite? I assume youāve always decorated like you have long before the app was invented seen as youāre not trying to show off 
seriously Maz, pull the other one. Would you really be doing a Grinch themed Christmas if you werenāt trying to compete and show off on the gram? Likewise with all your autumn shite? I assume youāve always decorated like you have long before the app was invented seen as youāre not trying to show off 
He must think we were all thrown on our heads, like he was. Fat mutant.The latest message heās receivedā¦..he sent that to himself right?
Heās spent his life trying to compete but insta has made him realise thereās no competition
Exactly this I mean look at the two tress*
All heās done is spend huge amounts of petty cash and tax payers money for what? Gone from something that is actually no even his tree just plain and simple to that candy cane lame monstrosity.
I like a nice tree but I donāt sit staring at it 24/7 all teary.
It brings him a premature short lived buzz then when he sees others who have did it bigger or better or been invited to an overnight Christmas event (didnāt home bargains pick people up in helicopters) or been gifted really nice bits he crashes back down to earth, passive quotes and illiterate ramblings filled with pure jealousy
If he didnāt care and Instagram was no his joab then he wouldnāt have an account. Itās as simple as that, he is there for pure self indulgence, to muster likes and comments as in real life heās got nothing of substance, I mean what memories does he really have?
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100% him you can tell by the punctuation and spacing, embarrassing.The latest message heās receivedā¦..he sent that to himself right?
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