Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Icantwiththesepeople]

People have been doing awful Grinch trees for here last few years. He isn’t original.
When did people stop just getting out the same decorations they’ve had for years? He’s been posting about nostalgic Christmases from your childhood but there’s nothing nostalgic about his. I remember it would a special treat every few years to get to choose new decorations because the old ones were literally falling apart.

 

[Caw1982]

What's he on about, he ALWAYS does it early.

1st of November they're going up and we'll see him bored of them before December like last year. He never learns

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His theme's the Grinch. I fecking hate it!. It's up there with his candy cane shite.
Sorry Mario. It's an epic fail from me
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Ahhhhh is this his swag for the communal areas maybe?
I doubt Balsam Hill has selected you as a brand rep so I wouldn't get too excited.
For the brands that have chosen to work with you. bleeping idiots. That mistake is taking food out ya weens mouths for christmas, as he sure as tit ain't selling you nothing.
#Thread 110 - how to kill a brand. Let Maz loose with your wears in crackhead land

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

He’ll blow his load early again and we’ll see Grinch Towers by Halloween.

 

[Kat__lax]

I’m working with a few brands leading up to Christmas…. So been on the beg then? The grinch theme that’s been done for years, utter groundbreaking vibes. Wonder if he’ll get dumb deek to dress up in the costume and trash the bedsit?

 

[Babybail93]

What's he on about, he ALWAYS does it early.

1st of November they're going up and we'll see him bored of them before December like last year. He never learns

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His theme's the Grinch. I fecking hate it!. It's up there with his candy cane shite.
Sorry Mario. It's an epic fail from me
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Can guarantee one of these companies is Tony Almond. A garden centre near Liverpool that sell pure shite. That skeleton Beckyshome is always shilling their tit

 

[Kat__lax]

Ahhhhh is this his swag for the communal areas maybe?
I doubt Balsam Hill has selected you as a brand rep so I wouldn't get too excited.
For the brands that have chosen to work with you. bleeping idiots. That mistake is taking food out ya weens mouths for christmas, as he sure as tit ain't selling you nothing.
#Thread 110 - how to kill a brand. Let Maz loose with your wears in crackhead land

It’ll be that Tony almond who sent him left overs from previous years including a kids hairband, shows the amount of thought that went into that package.

 

[airyfairy76]

So there’ll be a massive Grinchy green monstrosity in the corner of his lounge. Pure classy vibes there.

If people want to put up trees on the 1st November, then that’s fine - you do you. But the sheer plastic waste of changing all your decs every year is mind blowing. When I moved into my current home eight years ago, I bought a good quality 7 foot tree, and invested in good quality glass baubles. Every year, I toddle off to the local garden centre and choose 3-4 new glass decorations. Seems a lot more meaningful somehow!

 

[Peachyunique]

What version of bespoke Grinch Mode are we aiming for

 

[Babybail93]

I wonder what she’ll have hanging from her ceiling command hooks for this Christmas?

 

[geezabreak]

What version of bespoke Grinch Mode are we aiming for

I widny gie that utter shite hoose room.

 

[mammaof3]

Yippee Mario is feeling the noo better today, phew.

and these brands you are working with you need to #adgift you a dictionary factual.

It's flies, not flys.

 

[AllieBee]

People have been doing awful Grinch trees for here last few years. He isn’t original.
When did people stop just getting out the same decorations they’ve had for years? He’s been posting about nostalgic Christmases from your childhood but there’s nothing nostalgic about his. I remember it would a special treat every few years to get to choose new decorations because the old ones were literally falling apart.

I never have! I have lost a few baubles along the way due to breakage but I'm still using the same ones which I've added to over the years. I have very old vintage ones I inherited. I have stuff the kids made at nursery. I have some new ones. I don't have a theme and every single thing that goes on the tree has a meaning.

ETA I did invest in a Balsam Hill tree about 3 years ago, smell that wealth Maz!

Also the Grinch is a horrible, dated theme.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Two grown up men (by age not mentality) are having a Grinch tree in their house. Someone check his hard drive coz that is creepy!

 

[Madge2022]

He could cut a hole in one of those awful cereal boxes/books, same tging, just as shite. Yous'e can thank me later for the content idea, Mario.
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Ooh madge, I wasn't copying you.

Never push a loyal person and nae debates! Blocked and reported, but ah'm fine, absolootly fine, also.

 

[Babybail93]

Our tree has multi coloured lights and the tackiest, un-matching decorations. When I look at my tree I see 100’s of memories… shopping with the kids in Asda and they wanted a burger ornament, tat from various European Christmas markets with friends, my sadly gone mother in laws 70’s ornaments. It is wonderful and tells a story.

What does he see with these stupid “themes”? A couple of insta likes.

Sad fat bleep

 

[Curly]

Why the heck is a 40 year old man with no children having a grinch tree??? He’s no right!
I don’t get the whole new decorations every year! When I bought my own first wee flat my mum handed down all her decorations to me which we’d had forever. I still use them and have added to it with wee baubles over the years. I love to buy a new decoration every time I go on holiday. I did buy a new tree when I moved into an actual house with a front and back door just because I wanted a bigger one to fill the space…smell the wealth.

 

[Madge2022]

How Deek and Beak stole crissmas wi their fillum star looks.
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He pyoor stole ma idea, ah'm raging!!!!!
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Our tree has multi coloured lights and the tackiest, un-matching decorations. When I look at my tree I see 100’s of memories… shopping with the kids in Asda and they wanted a burger ornament, tat from various European Christmas markets with friends, my sadly gone mother in laws 70’s ornaments. It is wonderful and tells a story.

What does he see with these stupid “themes”? A couple of insta likes.

Sad fat bleep

He doesn't do anything or go anywhere. Unless Jamjars, Spoons, Castleveechi and the McGill's bus start tae dae bespoke crissmas baubles he's stuck wi his tat themes.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Our tree has multi coloured lights and the tackiest, un-matching decorations. When I look at my tree I see 100’s of memories… shopping with the kids in Asda and they wanted a burger ornament, tat from various European Christmas markets with friends, my sadly gone mother in laws 70’s ornaments. It is wonderful and tells a story.

What does he see with these stupid “themes”? A couple of insta likes.

Sad fat bleep

I love our tree. Coloured lights, ornaments from when I was wee, the kids first Christmas baubles, ones they made at school and nursery. Ones of my mum.
When our child passed away we get a new decoration for them every year, so there are all those too.
Christmas trees should be magical and memories, not Grinch tat. I just couldn’t

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Hopefully one day he will surprise us with some classy decor, but for now, the tackiness continues. Just when I thought candy cane Lane couldn't get any cheaper looking he brings out another old trend that's died its death. He is so backwards.

 

[Caw1982]

Can guarantee one of these companies is Tony Almond. A garden centre near Liverpool that sell pure shite. That skeleton Beckyshome is always shilling their tit

True, whilst her gaff does look like Christmas has vomited all over and its insane overkill, Maz makes her look like an interior designer
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What version of bespoke Grinch Mode are we aiming for

Oh my duck. How positively cosy