Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[Madge2022]

He's testing the ava may oil covering shit scent test ma lovelies by bespokely depositing four wee shites oan a platter

Just read that first sentence back and Jesus Christmas that sounds like Marion himself said it

What monstrosity of a biscuit is that?
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That looks like Biscoff with some sort of bespoke spread on it? Utterly bespokely made to order and so forth. Never message this page again

Probably the biscoff spread, although that is normally a lighter shade of joabby, must be messing aboot wi the filters again.

 

[Very Cherry]

Mine is posh ham, floury rolls, a cup of biscuit tea, and a coffee cheesecake. So aye.

Well awa youse that have girl dinners. I hav t say @hopethishelpsallthebest girl dinner sounds just ma cup o tea and so I’ll be dining wi her. I’m a big fan o biscuit tea, that was influenced t me by Marion himsel. 🫣

 

[fabulosamaw]

They were left over from the shit hung at Xmas canny mind what it was boo but he defo had command hooks for something

It was stupid paper snowflakes if i remember correctly?

 

[SuzyE]

Stats...

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Oooh that's bad!

Read it and weep, Mario. That's how popular you are now

 

[AllieBee]

Too busy, too crowded, too expensive. He'll moan all the way there and back. Can't even remember the last time I ventured down Oxford Street at Christmas. Probably before they invented online shopping! Absolutely hellscape at Christmas, nae debates.

It's horrendous. Just getting out of the tube at Oxford Circus is a mission! Not been to Oxford St in about 5 years so dunno if it's still the same though but everywhere is just heaving

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

There's far too many bespoke marionisms to possibly pick one for me sorry, also capeesh?
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Once again I need to get tae know. What the fuck do autumn leaves smell of????

Rot

 

[Manbagzda]

Ma gurul dinner is a bombay bad boy poat noodle wae a bag a wot sits melted in (ma hangover food also) And a big chunk a aged stinky brie wae sum red grapes. Mebbies a bit a Stilton tae.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Bespoke

 

[Madge2022]

Haha no twas only in jest oor lovely Madge!

Ah ken ma wee hen, tonsa luv and

So, will we get an autumn treat this weekend or jist mair ah'm no well!!!! Poor wee Deek wull be missing the up in Glesga the morra.

 

[Caw1982]

Fucking twat! She chose Maz did she, what strolled up the stairs dodging the junkies and their needles and bitten off ears to get to Deeks bedsit? And then when she got inside she was locked in never to escape again. #FreeRayn

Abit like Mario when he got Derek's keys

I mean come on Mario. You're 40 now mate, so these look ridiculous in a small flat with two middle aged men and no kids. It's creepy as hell to the outside world!

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What the cunting fuck hahahhahahhahahha
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So many DM's asking where everything was from. Here I'll save you some time. It'll be B&M, Homebargins or Amazon (with an aff link).

I wonder why they always dm and never just pop it as a comment on his post. CAW mused........

 

[peachy-keen]

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His comment on Solomon’s post “you must feel on clouds” the saying is on cloud 9 you bell end he gets it wrang every fucking time!

he’s such an embarrassment

 

[bigmouth1927]

Can you call me next time please! I'd happily join you, my nickname used to be Mrs Chablis. In fact feck the food let's just drink and talk aboot Marion lol

Of course hen. You can come around and sit on my concrete sofa and we'll put the world to rights! Spine bright and so forth. Xx

 

[AllieBee]

I love this thread #factual also. I literally am crying laughing sometimes as you lot are pure comedy gold.

I've never heard of girl dinner but got me thinking what mine is....beef pot noodle with buttered breadcake to dip in, a big cup of tea, bag of pickled onion monster munch and a pack of Reeses choc

That sounds like a perfect girl dinner! Think it's a tiktok thing but now I don't feel guilty if I cba to cook cos girl dinner is a thing!

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Yes, he ventured out while still positive and a few days before that he'd bashed dear old granny Betty.

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A wee bespoke dramatic jurneh.

Poor person in the street noo probably caught covid (amongst other things) aff the selfish fat slag.

 

[mammaof3]

He has no say in who Primark gets in for their collabs, especially for women.

 

[Skyflier6727]

My girl dinner is BBQ super noodles in a pitta bread!

Lush ma lovelie. Bloody lush

 

[Sophinch]

Aww Marion hen, you can wash your bin the same time. Keep you power.
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Bloody brilliant

 

[geezabreak]

I hope you'se huv aw run and no walked tae get oan that website and oarderd the autumn melts, everybody's hoose will smell gloriously of wat mouldy , factual! Also dae ye hink he loves these scents? WALLOPER!

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

My boy loves a box as well. I had a large cat tree delivered, and while it was being assembled l threw some ping pong balls in the box and he loved it!. Loved it so much it ended up staying in the livingroom for nearly 2 weeks! ...

Are you taking notes from here, Mario!

One of mine did this when Mr TL was unboxing a new tool last year and it stayed there for a good few weeks and my daughter even put her blanket and a toy in it for her.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ooh. That’s an idea. I usually just try to keep my eyes shut and then forget, open them and panic about the ‘ceiling’ three inches above my face.

Definitely try the eye mask, in Velindre they blast music, I find it goes quicker. Ask them to stick some on.