Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[mammaof3]

He's still moaning... but is oof oot.
Will he try on the pavement like last year?

and posting pics of Deek, who he tries to protect from the bastards on this app.
yeah right...

and he has a sore throat by the looks of this packet.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

His scents are factual awesome and stunninnngggggggg, also… aye, sure they are Mas, sure they are

 

[Runforestrun]

oooo he’s loving his bespoke wee aff links now isn’t he? Just a shame it’s too little too late for him to make any decent money from them now

 

[longtimestalker]

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found the original decorations

Wtaf I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

That Lego sofa looks so uncomfortable.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Such a way with words. What an endorsement. It over powers dug shite

Someone missed a marketing trick right there!!!

 

[Ferguson]

They all do that don't they? My favourite is a twin cone 99 with blue sauce and no drugs!

Do they? I thought it was just a conspiracy theory.
Nay wunner ours needs a bespoke sideline tbh. Selling them so cheap

 

[SuzyE]

FFS, I thought the cat was dead, the way he was wittering on.

Of course she hasn’t left your side, you live on a postage stamp with so much clutter that there’s no room for her to be anywhere else.

Has he ever posted about taking Rayn to the vet for her annual boosters or a check-up? That poor cat has a miserable existence.

Me too!.

Mario, you're such a feckin dick, and l hope Rayne outlives you, you miserable twat!

 

[geezabreak]

He's actually worse than an anti-vaxxer with his pish. Constant colds and flus half the year? Flus? Multiple or prolonged, who knows. Never really had a bad flu (just that bespoke good flu?) now he loves a flu vaccine.

It's like watching him do to science what he did to Hetty.

Am sure oor Mas probably gets the bespoke fanny flu jag, no tae be confused wi the real flu jag. I'll lay a pound tae a penny he's like maist o us an never actually hud the flu in his life! Did he also get the COVID jags? I'm doubtful oan that.

 

[SuzyE]

Brilliant new title @Ferguson

Hope you're letting it sink in, Mario

 

[Dusky pink]

So he has a new scent out Autumn leaves but a few days ago he showed his new purchase of incense sticks in the fragrance Crunchy leaves, why would you show that when you have your own coming out and supposedly you would like people to buy it?

Because he is a self absorbed moron, who cant buy ANYTHING, without showing the world of insta. Also.
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Oh here we go with the 1000 dots of doom, screenshots and sharing every huns stories, showing they've ordered the bespoke Autumn leaves scent

 

[Skyflier6727]

Well pickle me sideways I always thought autumn was a season and not a scent.

 

[AllieBee]

He bought these for Derek’s birthday, but the fat fuck ate them all himself

Fat bastard!

 

[Ferguson]

My girl dinner is chips cheese & gravy, chips done in the chip pan, a load of grated cheese and smothered in the glass jar bisto gravy

Do you'se mean the Bisto Best hen? Beef wan red label?
Made very thick, like oor Marion?

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

He disnae like sweet things hen, no fur him, factual also

Ma passions are no his passions.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Ma lovelies, we have an outdoors cat but do have an emergency litter box in the downstairs toilet (smell the wealth). So the other day ma baby gurl must have been desperate and had a bespoke shite in said litter box. Me and the wains were gagging at the smell. It stayed in the nostrils even after getting rid of it. All I can think about is how that sweat box on the top floor of Beirut towers must smell in this heat with the cat turds and bespoke sharts
Biohazard ma lovelies, also.

Everytime the cat has a he needs walk down 2 flights of stairs and out back. I couldn't be bothered with that.

 

[SuzyE]

I’ll put my chocolate wherever the feck I want, thank you Marion.

I know!. The cheeky twat. Mario might dictate to his orange man, but that's where it ends, the ugly prick

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Awww he’s no well. Wonder what Insta mate fake gave him the rona?

my girl dinner last night was Kraft cheesy pasta, a white magnum and a bar of Cadbury marvellous creations. No I’m not turning into Maz with my beige food but I’d got to that hangry stage last night that I’d have ate anything

 

[puddleduck]

Adele pyoor showing aff her wealth, that she disnae live in Beirut. She will be blocked and reported quicker than Martin kin say patchouli. Which is ages cos he canni say it, so no the best example but it's ma poast ma rules, also.
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Naw hen, noo ah'm huving a vision oaf the dolly dimples walking aroon Beirut wina cat oan a leash

Be brilliant @Madge2022 .. you just made me laugh out loud. We need someone to create such an image with the cat up a tree and Mario hanging off the lead. What entertainment

 

[gilly31]

Should he no be on the bus to the capital by noo; with a boomerang of the motorway and some profound thoughts about life etc as this is when he does his thinking on the jurney to his fav place

Was just thinking the exact same thing! Where’s this Edinburgh day oot!?!