Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[Daisy Uncle]

Herms

 

[scottloz]

Once again I need to get tae know. What the fuck do autumn leaves smell of????

 

[twilightgarden]

That's OK, I will frogmarch him up to the London Dungeon and persuade them to lock him up as an exhibit!

He’s too horrifying hen. #factual

 

[Rayne]

I imagine her dragging her fat arse around like this. I bet this heat has her naked in bed, smothered in talc, the nooo. If my 40 year old husband cried over this, I'd give him something to cry about. Also.
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Smothered in talc has me rolling

 

[AllieBee]

So aye, come and join Only Fans ma lovelies, where you'll see ma bespoke content, including my bald, talc covered, little boaby, button mushroom, also.
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Genius! Absolutely pmsl!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

But I bet your were sat in first class like the vip you are

It wis a bespoke EasyJet flight hen so unfortunately no. Mr Margrit never caught it so am sure everybody else oan the flight never either.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Do you think he “absolutely loves it” cos he’s not mentioned it once!!!!

 

[Ferguson]

Deek must be affronted when looking out his spyhole and seeing this bag of shit.
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Ffs ha ha ha ha this is wan of your best yet hen

 

[gilly31]

I thought it was about 1/2 a mile

It’s only from the orange dot. I don’t know if I’ll be breaking rules if I say his street name

 

[Pepsi]

MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN

yours forgoat the also hen, spine bright
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It’s 28 degrees here at the opposite end of the land to castleveechi. I too have bespoke covid and I am in my undies in front of a fan occasionally going to my back garden (smell the wealth) to sit with my feet in the paddling pool.
I have also done washing, showered at least once a day and changed my bed sheets to keep fresh and wash away the diseased spores.
get a grip Mario. Oh and I’m also extremely clinically vulnerable but we move

@Milfordcubicle huvney seen you since I left the Hinch thread. Hope you get better soon so aye, nice tae see you also

 

[AllieBee]

So. How is the little freak today? Are ya better Maz? Well enough for a spoons breakfast and a trip to B+M?

 

[twilightgarden]

Ah'm moap kicking youse tae the weekend hen! Spine bright

Ah think ah hud a girl's breakfast the day, hud an empire biscuit

Thank you ma hen! A better day fur me the day. Got ma work to do list blitzed and noo hame aww cosy wae joos and a blanket sitting oot in the garden in the sun having a well deserved wan a them

You’ve got me thinking aboot an empire biscuit noo, nae had wan fur years! #factual

 

[SuzyE]

He defo would know about it! I’ve had it once when i was 18, nit a nice experience! My hubby had it last october and was off work for 3 weeks!

I've had it as well. I could hardly move and it stuck around for several weeks. It's horrible

 

[Madge2022]

I mean come on Mario. You're 40 now mate, so these look ridiculous in a small flat with two middle aged men and no kids. It's creepy as hell to the outside world!

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What the actual ...wuz he 40 the other week or 4?
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That sad bastard has started following horlicks on Instagram

#collab

 

[twilightgarden]

Ah hink he might be up the duff, kin anywan drap aff a pregnancy test tae him?
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Oh ffs, stoap stealing ma poasts afore ah've thought oaf them and poasted them. Ah'm flouncing fae this app that isnae ma joab! #capeesh #snakesoananapp

Tonsa blessings, also.

Are ye ABZALOOTLY FINEEE hen?

 

[notanothergrammer]

@nefariousnellie Joost. . .GONNAE NO DAE THAT!! Givin us aw bespoke dry boke hen, Nae need

 

[mammaof3]

£12.99 for that cardboard cat house.

In that rain video, it sounds like he has the kettle on.

 

[Madge2022]

Bet that's what Mario's wee button looks like in Derek's wee baby hand

He wishes ma lovelie

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Hens, I’ve had an absolute mare of a day. The wean was sent home from school poorly (high temp, laboured breathing) so I called 111 who sent us to an urgent care unit. After an hour there on a nebuliser and watching the kiddo struggling to breath, they sent us by ambulance to the nearest A&E where he’s been under observation all afternoon. Little lad has been so brave and a complete trooper while he had oxygen masks on, going for tests and taking various medicines. Even turning on the charm with the nurses, grinning the whole way in the ambulance and being so cheeky and cute with the doctors. And barely a single complaint the entire day!

So answer me this hens! How can a small child be admitted to A&E and still complain less than a grown arse man who got a bit poorly!? Even kids in the waiting room with broken bones were soldiering on!
Shown up by a bunch of actual children!

Little Snail is just fine though. They reckon he might have Asthma so we’ll be sent home as soon as he’s been stable for at least two hours and probably get a follow up with the GP

As Marion would mini happy snails problem isnae his problem, fighting his own fight. Serious note though hope all is well and mini happy snail makes a recovery asap. tons love

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Actually loving the sound of an outdoor catio! If it wouldn’t compromise your security I would be asking for a photo of the boujie outdoor area for your pussy
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Horlicks fucking OAP

Of course not. My security it’s top notch How do I send it to you or do I just post it on here?