Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[Freefalling]

I’m having another one tomorrow. Can’t say I’m particularly looking forward to it

Wear an eye mask, definitely helps when you can't see. MRIs are horrible

 

[Madge2022]

Eeee imagine him on only fans

No thanks, don't want that visual in my head

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Has Marion dirty deleted that story as ah canny see it ma lovelies?

 

[SuzyE]

Aww cosy also

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Urgh and this is why we call you creepy and weird, Mario

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Just an idea Shit fae Brains, if you hate your Halloween decorations, take them down, change them?

Yeah, buy some more, Mario, they'll probably look great.
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I wouldn't call putting Christmas decorations up in summer, winning also.
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Hay David and Mario, this is you! No personality, weirdos, joy sucking little old men.

 

[AllieBee]

It was the snowflake decorations. Ah bet he tried tae get the fixings aff the ceiling efter crissmas but couldn't and bought the hats tae pretend he needs tae keep the hooks away year roon
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It's definitely there, think it might huv been high footfall area which means ah wuz rang at that area no being revealed. Ah'm pyoor affronted so changing ma name by deed poll tae Gary Glitter and already booked plastic surgery. #newlife #madgewho

ETA, it's in the living room. Affronted again, new name is Fred West #garywho
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Haha you do make me giggle. Missed the cart among all the other crap he's stuffed on that tiny shelf

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

How much do we think he’s wasted on all this tat then? Few hundred quid? And for what?

 

[mammaof3]

He's well enough noo to put up the rest of his tat.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Hens to take us intae the weekend with a joyful mop kick, can you drop your all-time favourite Marioism or quote below

“Also”

Also my favourite, also.

 

[Madge2022]

The shire hen

Mebbes that's why they've reduced lots of public transport in The Shire, tae stoap Martin coming back.

 

[gilly31]

Barshaw Park is quite a wee bit away from them if walking when you're apparently on death's door.

Tit.

If he got a bus/taxi whilst still positive then what a selfish selfish bitch she is.

It’s only about a 5 min walk. It’s at the end of the road from him. Xx

 

[geezabreak]

I’m all for raspberry sauce but normally it’s drizzled on rather than one suspicious looking blob. I’m crabbit the day mibbies I need to get masel a wee ice cream and treatit masel wae ma petty cash

Oh I've seen them digging a wee hole for the sauce tae go in.
Hen, huv twa big scoops and a flake and some sauce, it's a weel kent cure for the crabbitness. In fact I should eat mare ice cream masel

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Do you'se mean the Bisto Best hen? Beef wan red label?
Made very thick, like oor Marion?

Thats the one my lovely

Haven't had it lately as watching Martins food stories this past while along with seeing his many chins on his birthday stories, has made me want to go on a diet on his behalf. nae debates xxxxx

 

[blueblue]

Hay Monday, ah've jist heard the most terrible news oan the wireless, East Kilbride shopping centre may be demolished fur housing! Ah'm gonni start a petition as where will Martin and his carer go fur a wee day oot? It's goat historic importance as that's where Martin hud tae send food back due being cauld, even though he loves the cauld, also.

PS. Get up fur me, moap kick and spine bright

There rumour has been rife for years, and I'm fairness ek shopping centre is shite. But I don't believe they can close it easily as it has council facilities in it.

 

[Very Cherry]

I’ve had a shite day hens but youse have fair cheered me up screaming at this thread! Tonsa luv to youse aw 🫶

Big hugs and tattie hearts t you @twilightgarden, I hope tomorrow is a better day.

 

[Pinkerton Smythe]

You know the post he put in the Lanzarote group? Does anyone know if there's any comments on it. I'm not on Facebook, so I can't nose. I'm still 97% sure he's away. I think that's why we didn't see what Deek got him, as he said Deek is paying for the holiday. I think he had 2 weeks off work, 1 for his birthday and 1 for the holiday. He wrote on this picture don't miss me too much. He wouldn't write that for a week off. He has a week off every month, he's never wrote that before. I'm telling youse!
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[Daisy Uncle]

Well ah dae share many traits wi Martin but halitosis, bad hair, beakness and sharpie eyebrows are thankfully no traits ah share

Oh you tease.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Whys he got bespoke cabbage leaves with candles? What's the significance of the cabbage?

I think they're acanthus leaves ma lovelie.

 

[AllieBee]

he does nothing, the boy has nothing

#choon!!!!
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Hello ma dahlings

Ur youse saying ah look like a drag queen?!?!

And a deid wan at that

Haha no twas only in jest oor lovely Madge!

 

[AllieBee]

Do they? I thought it was just a conspiracy theory.
Nay wunner ours needs a bespoke sideline tbh. Selling them so cheap

To be fair it probably is an urban myth! Definitely someone told me that once and gullible me obvs believed it!