Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[Madge2022]

Jeez, he has turned into an old woman.

and how is a house a cat goes into a toy?

View attachment 2439629View attachment 2439630

Right next tae the record player #chefskiss

She's probably hoping it's a parcel and is patiently waiting tae be poasted elsewhere fae the bedsit the size oaf a postage stamp, also. #ironic
---

We've got a catio, best thing ever. It's a catio coming off the window with all shelves, which then goes into a 5 foot run, then into a larger catio. Full of shelves, scratch post, planters of catgrass, boxes, ropes hanging down with catnip toys, a human swinging chair and its covered in fairy lights. It's amazing. Smell my cats utter fucking wealth. Honestly they don't say miaow, they say wealth. They have real fur coats on too. Mr Best thinks the man next door is a knob, so he put a shelf in there right by their conservatory window, and my cats just stare in like the nosy bastards they are.

Ah bet youse sit oan the shelf as well hauding a print oot oaf a photishoap oaf yer neighbours #factual
---

Chop chop fat lad, Where's the Autumn reveal fae the Autumn King also?

Did youse no huv hair earlier in your profile pic ma lovelie

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Lol it's a touchpoint Doll, get with the lingo. As if Maz would buy anything that wasnae fast fashion or utter tat

Poor Rayne, she utterly hates him poor wee lamb will never leave the bedsit. This is it for her. Makes me so upset, arseholes like Deek + Beak don't deserve pets. He's absolutely deluded to think he's a decent pet owner

Touch point ahahhahahahahah

clutchin ma beak

 

[geezabreak]

Autumn has arrived in Chernobyl towers
#summer2023 #also

View attachment 2441919View attachment 2441920View attachment 2441921View attachment 2441922View attachment 2441924

Brilliant! Ye've goat tae love the micro - wullies

 

[mammaof3]

His mate has the noo got the same mug from those idiots that send him tip loads of new tat.

because it's not tagged to Maz let's see if he notices from here.

Hi Maz.

 

[Bespoke Tea]

Hello ma lovelies, how are youse all? Ahhh've been brought doon by a nasty cold this week and feel awful! It's nae Covid, just a lousy cold. Seeing as we're taking Marioisms, I was MIA when also. was mentioned - where did this come from, lads? I don't know but I want to get tae know, so thank you hens!

 

[peachy-keen]

They want to keep him in overnight for observation. Poor thing is still soldiering on though and has only asked for an apple

bless him, hope mini snail has a quick recovery and you’re doing okay mama snail

 

[AllieBee]

I've got questions, what exactly is unreal about this? It's a very boring bog standard looking Chinese, and who the fuck orders chips AND rice?
Edit for stupid autocorrect*

Fat boys with clogged arteries do!
---

Eh no to defend Mario but who doesny order chips AND rice

Um me! I don't actually like Chinese though but can't do double carbs!

 

[Dawnienodaethat]

Thank god he had his vacations!

Ah didnae think he hud been oan his wee bespoke Lanzarote jurnee yit ma lovelie

 

[Dusky pink]

So aye, come and join Only Fans ma lovelies, where you'll see ma bespoke content, including my bald, talc covered, little boaby, button mushroom, also.
View attachment 2450863
View attachment 2450864View attachment 2450865

Knew you wouldn't let us down

 

[Go_Jetter]

My girl dinner is a microwave curry and a side of hummus and tortillas

 

[twilightgarden]

@Madge2022 Thanks ma hen, am up and have had a shower (nae sobbing) and ready to take on this day! Cannae wait to get awwww cosy the night with joos and criss

 

[Shrekssister]

He obviously didnae finish reading the Secret. Hinch farm book is mair his level. In braille obviously wit wi his Kerry Katonas.

Audio book vibes

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

So he's no deid then?

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

View attachment 2441073

found the original decorations

Oh my god I’m howling

 

[Johnnoijones]

I’m gonnae show mysel the door efter a say this but IF and it’s a big if she had COVID then I don’t blame her for going out. I went on holiday and came back with it, travelled home on a plane with about another 200 people. So I think some of you trolls need to get over yersels.

I actually didn’t feel really unwell with it also.

Anyway, back to slagging our favourite fag slag and so forth.

Tonsalove,
M xxx

But I bet your were sat in first class like the vip you are

 

[gilly31]

So poor wee Mario caught the lurgy then?

Hannah brought it straight off the flight straight to his bedsit .

 

[geezabreak]

He truly is a no richter also

 

[twilightgarden]

I might sound like a complete cow but I hate this "women should always raise up other women" stuff just because we share the same organs. No, I don't have to back you just because you've got a vagina if you're a total bitch. I'll back women I respect (and men) all day long. But if you're a grade a C*** (like most of these Insta wankers who love to spout the Be King bullshit while they're slagging off other mums at the school gates) then sorry but no. You're a bitch and no amount of bullshit Instagram affirmations will change that.

#singithen

 

[Caw1982]

I wouldn't call putting Christmas decorations up in summer, winning also.
View attachment 2443885

What the fuck haha. That ball on the floor is a health and safety disaster.
These twats walk amongst us.

 

[Madge2022]

At first I thought it was someone from Narnia then I googled it and I think I remember him!

Narnia was Mr Tumnus!

Ah'm glad you said that as I was thinking the same