Too busy, too crowded, too expensive. He'll moan all the way there and back. Can't even remember the last time I ventured down Oxford Street at Christmas. Probably before they invented online shopping! Absolutely hellscape at Christmas, nae debates.Didn't the fat witch moan about Edinburgh being too busy? I think it was back when Harry Styles was performing and Maz had tae run haim to his safe space.
Aye London at xmas time sounds like a grand idea
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Crunchy fkn leaves. Is he taking the piss? What do crunchy leaves smell of? Do I need to get tae know?
Came on to say the exact same thing! Despite only being a train journey in from Essex I think the last time I was in London at Christmas was about 10 years ago in my pre child days. Every year I always think I should take them in to see the Christmas lights but honestly itโs my idea of hell as itโs so busy. Heโll take a meltdown and retreat to his
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Damp mostly. I know from sweeping up the leaves in our garden or sending Mr Timberlake out with the leaf blower (I know wealth)
In Beirut probably hidden dog tit, so mebbes that comment about AvaMay products being strong enough tae cover up smell of dogshit was an ad.
If you're spuing down yourself never message this page again. He must see none of us want him disappearing look how feral we got last week when she was away for days
Hay Mario, your haters won't be 'spu-ing' as you put it. We'll be in a group chat when you leave in the next 5 years with a drink of our choice saying, 'Thank feck that miserable, ugly hole has left Instagram!'...Bye Felicia! 
I live in Essex as well, but I'm from Scotland no far from Maz.
He will hate it. There absolutely nothing magical about London at Christmas. My husband and I went to the Winter Wonderland Festival in Hyde Park one year and it was a muddy hellscape. Overpriced warm wine and side attractions like you'd get at any travelling fun fair. And about ten Christmas Market stalls tacked on to the back. Waste of time. Spent an hour there and was desperate to leave.
It's horrendous. Just getting out of the tube at Oxford Circus is a mission! Not been to Oxford St in about 5 years so dunno if it's still the same though but everywhere is just heaving
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Ditto, I lived in Essex for a guid few years (loved it & wish I'd stayed)โฆwent Xmas shoapin once tae London, was hell on earth! Actually went oot the wrong door at fenchurch st and got lost
But, he doesnae do seasonal scents. They are no fur him. So Aye. Also.
Oh christ he's adding incense scents to the pencil box #SuffocatedRayn
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He's such a fanny. How does he know he has haters? Who are they? Us? Thought he didn't read here...View attachment 2447798Aye will ye cos withoot the gram there'll be fuckaw in yer life. Factual.
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Ditto, I lived in Essex for a guid few years (loved it & wish I'd stayed)โฆwent Xmas shoapin once tae London, was hell on earth! Actually went oot the wrong door at fenchurch st and got lost
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Hens can someone please educate me on what the scent Crunchy Leaves is please ?!
Hens can someone please educate me on what the scent Crunchy Leaves is please ?!
Damp and earthy with a note of dog tit but its ok cos the Ava May wax melt will disguise that. YGTK. Hope that helps.
Spu-ing 
Please can someone explain to him how spellcheck works? Or send him a dictionary?
Please can someone explain to him how spellcheck works? Or send him a dictionary?
Another thing for that poor cat tae deal wi
Incense stick smoke is the worst. Inconsiderate tosser and bad cat owner also so aye 
Why does he use so many different scents at once in one tiny little hobbit hole? I use one scent throughout my home. More than one gives me a bespoke headache 
As if heโll be gone from the gram in five years time, itโs the only thing that makes him feel even remotely important in his sad little life. Poor Ryan breaks my heart every time I think of her cooped up in that little hovel, not a cat tree in sight breathing in endless chemicals 
Him and Derek are a disgrace.
Him and Derek are a disgrace.
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And that's where his only 'friends' are. I use the term loosely as they are not his mates at all irlAs if heโll be gone from the gram in five years time, itโs the only thing that makes him feel even remotely important in his sad little life. Poor Ryan breaks my heart every time I think of her cooped up in that little hovel, not a cat tree in sight breathing in endless chemicals
For some unknown reason my hubby decided to put a wax burner oan afore 7am the day, I had bespoke nausea and a headache far it, it wis blown oot by 7.05amWhy does he use so many different scents at once in one tiny little hobbit hole? I use one scent throughout my home. More than one gives me a bespoke headache
fckn eejit.
He shouldny need to add the scent damp to his rabbit hutch, the bespoke panelling is taking care of that!
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