Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[mammaof3]

Rather than saying,
Ma loverlies, I canna no longer go to Meadow Hall, I am the noo oof to the big smoke with ma man Deek for some bespoke Christmas decs. Noo Fook off.

But no we get ramblings that take 3, nay 4 goes at deciphering it.

I hope he gets trampled down Oxford Street.

 

[Madge2022]

I really really hope that he goes to London at Christmas. That would be comedy gold.

Here's hoping wee Deek passes his test and attempts tae drive doon.

If he chickens oot he kin use this tae pretend he's been, get it right up youse nasty trolls here.

 

[AllieBee]

Rather than saying,
Ma loverlies, I canna no longer go to Meadow Hall, I am the noo oof to the big smoke with ma man Deek for some bespoke Christmas decs. Noo Fook off.

But no we get ramblings that take 3, nay 4 goes at deciphering it.

I hope he gets trampled down Oxford Street.

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Hope he let's us know when he's going, I'm just 30 mins away from the city, I can pop up and surprise him! Yoohooo Maz, it's Allie, can I have your autograph cos you're sooooo famous #CelebrityStalkerAllie

 

[Madge2022]

That profile pic omfg

His wee surprise birthday night oot wi the lovelies certainly gave us lots of profile picture gifts
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Hope he let's us know when he's going, I'm just 30 mins away from the city, I can pop up and surprise him! Yoohooo Maz, it's Allie, can I have your autograph cos you're sooooo famous #CelebrityStalkerAllie

If he does go youse ur definitely keeping him this time

 

[SuzyE]

I can't see him going to London.

1. Train expenses. It's not a short ride like Edinburgh.

2. Hotel cost. Because I'd put money on it that Hannah paid last time and put it through as company expenses.

3. Money to eat/theatre/and other touristy places...That's if the boring bastard would do them

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Is he going to London before or after the trip to Belfast?

Oh yeah, that didn’t happen.

 

[AllieBee]

His wee surprise birthday night oot wi the lovelies certainly gave us lots of profile picture gifts
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If he does go youse ur definitely keeping him this time

That's OK, I will frogmarch him up to the London Dungeon and persuade them to lock him up as an exhibit!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Such a way with words. What an endorsement. It over powers dug shite

Someone missed a marketing trick right there!!!

 

[twilightgarden]

That's OK, I will frogmarch him up to the London Dungeon and persuade them to lock him up as an exhibit!

He’s too horrifying hen. #factual

 

[Madge2022]

Hens, ah've wurked oot why he's no gawn tae wurk oan Hannah's tat stall. His brother wuz short oaf an ugly sister for his panto, so Martin is daeing it fur sum petty cash. #ohayeheis

 

[Shrekssister]

Hens, ah've wurked oot why he's no gawn tae wurk oan Hannah's tat stall. His brother wuz short oaf an ugly sister for his panto, so Martin is daeing it fur sum petty cash. #ohayeheis

Ma hen it's a family friendly show no scare night, never message this page again!!!

 

[Dawnienodaethat]

She's abzoolutely incoherent hens. Factual and also.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

London for a few days, yeah right, not happening cos he won't arrange proper care for Rayn.

 

[Runforestrun]

So has maz tit out of working on the wee bespoke kiosk or has Hannah’s ex now owner of AMA flatly refused to allow the illiterate cretin to go?

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Ma lovelies, oan the subject of oor Maz being raised by so many women and so on and so forth, I want tae bring back this beaut fram oor @Ferguson back as a thread suggestion:

 

[mrsbucket]

Didn't the fat witch moan about Edinburgh being too busy? I think it was back when Harry Styles was performing and Maz had tae run haim to his safe space.

Aye London at xmas time sounds like a grand idea

 

[SuzyE]

Another morning, another moan

 

[Dusky pink]

Her dog could tit on the carpet and she doesn’t think she would smell it over the stench of Marion’s aromas, Jesus wept.
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More evidence that he reads here.. sure someone said something about all his millions of wax melts and Reed diffusers won't disguise the fact his hobbit hole still stinks of cat tit? He's just messaged himself to try and make out someone has told him his scents are that strong, they won't be able to smell their dog tit. He's just used a dog as an example cos he thinks if he said cat, we would a hunner percent know its him messaging himself But Maz, we aren't thick twats like you. We know you read here on the daily and don't need to show us messages to yourself, to convince us otherwise...

Dunno if I'm making sense here guys. I'm shattered after a 60 hour working week. Something else our maz knows nothing about - hard graft in a real job!

Another morning, another moan

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Hard? How? He wouldn't know a day's work if it hit him in his bespoke ugly face! Prick, also!

 

[Madge2022]

Another morning, another moan

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He obviously didnae finish reading the Secret. Hinch farm book is mair his level. In braille obviously wit wi his Kerry Katonas.

 

[Shrekssister]

He obviously didnae finish reading the Secret. Hinch farm book is mair his level. In braille obviously wit wi his Kerry Katonas.

Audio book vibes