The money Ah would pay to see Martin do the ‘there’s a lady aboot the hoose’ bit. Pure class
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No the day hen. Just no the day
(For our English friends, Celtic vs Rangers the day. Paradise is Celtic Park. So aye.)
The money Ah would pay to see Martin do the ‘there’s a lady aboot the hoose’ bit. Pure classAnyone remember The Scheme, wi Marvin, Dana and wee Bullet? They shud make another one wi Deek, Beak and Rayne the wean.
No the day hen. Just no the dayWait, do you all (non Scots) understand the?
Ffs troops, how we going to explain this?!
Sorry doll i need to correct uThe money Ah would pay to see Martin do the ‘there’s a lady aboot the hoose’ bit. Pure class
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No the day hen. Just no the dayam no sure MrMac will make it back from Paradise if it goes the way we’re aw expecting it to.
(For our English friends, Celtic vs Rangers the day. Paradise is Celtic Park. So aye.)
What in 10 years he hasn't had a cold"I'm too busy to know when there's a game on" fuck off you wee tart you have the emptiest life I've ever seen
And lose Scotland's title oaf sick man oaf Europe, the wan thing we excel at, how very dare youse!!Always unwell them 2.
Maybe improve your diet, drink water, exercise, get some fresh air.
I've just came to say the same. I've never known two middle aged men to have as many ailments as those two fannies.“Derek is never ill”….. fuck off! The pair of you are ALWAYS “ahhhm no well”
Deed Deek passions are no Marion passions, no for him but Deed Deek has to do accompany Marion in all he does.That the old columbian flu the weeman is suffering from…
It annoys me how dismissive of deeks love of football he is, he has to put up with shartin martins nonsense but god forbid he even took a mild interest in deeks “passions”
The prop has ceased since the split from the rich bfPyoor cooncil shit aff wee deek! IYKYK
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@hopethishelpsallthebest crying out for your magic this one hen! Plenty of scope for your bespoke touches.
Ah'm phoning the Paisley polis, a wee bespoke arrest oan his return tae wurk.Those coffee sachets a hunner percent stolen from ‘his clients’ at the police station nae debates!
Tell them he's got forum fae stealing off Semichem also.Ah'm phoning the Paisley polis, a wee bespoke arrest oan his return tae wurk.
Forgetting aboot the stolen coffee, he's committing a crime by no huving the right order of tea, coffee, sugar, also.
21 on the old mercury today. Wishing his life away isn't he.Poor sick deed Deek will stagger in from the fitba and have nae clue what season he’s in. Bloody roasting out and that sad munter had pumpkin salt and pepper pots on a hot chocolate station
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