Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Ferguson]

Pyoor stunning

Bald patches though

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Have just caught up on the thread my lovelies. I was out all weekend living my best life and can't believe I missed Fat Martins's tragic bday night out with the fake insta pals. The state of them all. Rough as tough that mad ginger one is, looks like that wee doll Chucky.

And why am I not shocked fatso is sick again, all he does is moan, yap, and complain about not being well. but we move.

I hope he's okay, not been treated to a Paisley pavement walk in them Romanian car wash leggings yet.
nae debates on my post capesh. also.

 

[Cleanayr]

It wasn’t for the low emissions zone I would be sat in the car in bath street the now doing surveillance

We would have chipped in to pay the fine, it would be worth it

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I can’t imagine being so influenced by what you see on the internet you just HAVE to have it. I’ve managed to go through life without a grey room in my house (a la oor Sopha), a boujee cup or any of that crap.

Congratulations you're not a hun.....

 

[minskks]

With poor wee Rayn praying to the cat gods that someone leaves a window open so she can get tae fuck away from her captors!

I pray for that wee cat every night guys!

remember when she jumped?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Knew it of course Marion would get the cold literally a day after Deed Deek

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

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Watch out hens, she’s on *them* lethal drinks the night

Them bastard prolapsed bumhole vases. I cannae.

 

[gilly31]

Deek looks like a junkie from the back wae his trackie and bottle of irn bru

I can’t work out which one looks more like the carer escorting the resident out on a wee day trip up the town. It could really be either way

 

[Dove88]

If he lost the cardi and wore black jeans instead he wouldn't have looked too under dressed. Your pal should have telt ye hen.

I kinda feel...bad for him.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Hullo ma lovelies, av been living ma life like it should be lived. Ma pal spotted the gruesome twosome on Argyll St on Monday. Looks like all the castlevicchis have went straight tae Deeks arse.
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He’s wan unfortunate looking cunt, also.

Deek looks like a junkie from the back wae his trackie and bottle of irn bru

 

[Babybail93]

Keep dreaming fat face. You love living in the flat REMEMBER!

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This reads like it’s something he does very often. Fucking idiot!

 

[Caw1982]

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Pyoor stunning and boujee and nae debates also

This is screaming Boy George in his fat as fuck era

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

There was one on Saturday after his wee tea, and she's sent these today, ah need Martin tae get the beak in shot tae get an idea of the size of bouquet.
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His safety is compromised... A lot candle beside paper and fake flowers..how much he has to drink today?? I'm assuming they're dry flowers also

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

One hunner percent lovely.
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It’ll be packed in the case for her tae wear like a sarong, hiding the muffin top

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Rendall hates him. He looks so uncomfortable.

Thanks for the new profile picture hen….. poor couching ma mahsooov beak

 

[Ferguson]

Not gonna lie when I clicked that story I thought it was a Moses basket and he’d gone on a wee surrogate journey 🫣🫃👨🏻‍

can you actually imagine him being parent.
Wean sleeping in a cupboard

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Hullo ma lovelies, av been living ma life like it should be lived. Ma pal spotted the gruesome twosome on Argyll St on Monday. Looks like all the castlevicchis have went straight tae Deeks arse.
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He’s wan unfortunate looking cunt, also.

Why does it look like they've coordinated their outfit.
How many coats, jackets, body warmers does one man need

 

[mammaof3]

How many duvets/duvet covers/pillows/cushion covers does this man need?
£100 wow.

Ran oot of vases, where's the one from H&M he had on his table that he copied off his scammy mate Greedy?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

can you actually imagine him being parent.
Wean sleeping in a cupboard

No room in the cupboard it would have to be in a basket on the floor in kitchen that's only place where there is enough space...for now.

Surprised he hasn't bought one they mini islands for his kitchen.

 

[Karenharte17]

Ouch also

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Size o the bastard conk