Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Madge2022]

I know the Kayleigh McKendry one's face and first name from somewhere and it's bugging me. I'm hoping it's not through work,

 

[SuzyE]

“Derek is never ill”….. fuck off! The pair of you are ALWAYS “ahhhm no well”

I've just came to say the same. I've never known two middle aged men to have as many ailments as those two fannies.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Haha dont want to show you any more pressys!! cos their are none. You wouldnt just show a handful. Ps, the ones you have shown weren't in the least bit flashy.

 

[SuzyE]

Mind when the fat slag did them coffin videos?

Yeah and the thick twat thought he had one over on us... Never!, you ugly fecker, never!

 

[Ferguson]

Now then, now then, what's all this about? Also.
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Why does this outfit suit him?

 

[Alistess]

Bit late maz, your birthday was Sunday just gone.

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That bouquet is grim (and I love all flowers).

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Wee Scottish lesson here the night. Tattie hearts to yas all. Tons a love

Edit - I need to stop adopting a Scottish accent. I’m from Cheshire / Manchester area & I sound a knob when I crack out a Marion-ism & my husband gives me the face.

I’m really grateful for this (spelling correct here) I sometimes don’t understand some of the Scottish words used but didn’t want to say.

ok I’ll stick my hand up and admit I don’t understand the sorry if that makes me as thick as Maz. I’m down fairly near to Grinch I mean Hinch so yes I’m an Essex girl and to me would mean too much tan ( think early Towie) but I’m guessing it’s something else entirely in Scotland?

 

[Marley234]

At least he got the tag right otherwise a wee guy in America wud be wunderin why hes tagged by a 40 year auld cleaner fae Paisley so aye

On his second try hen but practice makes ok
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I need tae get tae know what those pedigree chum treats are for, this app isnae ma joab

Ah wis away tae say deek but they’re no dentastix so I’ll keep ma chops shut

 

[DramaQueen79]

Milton Brown god give me strength just how fucking illiterate is he

Also what’s the shire? Surely not another shopping centre?

Ayrshire I assume. He appears to be going hame to Ayr fur the day….also

 

[Madge2022]

Hannah hen it looks like you’ve pissed yer pants!

Whit a pity he wisnae wearing the lilac leggings along wi his bespoke bad boy trainers
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Oan the first day of autumn, this tattle thread brought tae me:

Six chins oan Marion, plus
A huge forefive heeeed
Four fake friends
Three trips oot
Two new charrrums
An a Klarna bill until she’s fifty!

Bravo hen

Ma beak is well and truly clutched

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

His Soph, the one I'm sure I read he used to call Bally Bingo Wings or something to that effect? The one who travelled to his area then snubbed him completely while there? The one he had to pay to meet, after being a plus one for a ridiculous book launch for another e-beggar where he clearly was seen and treated as a 'fan girl'. That Soph? Can you imagine believing these people are your friends and it's not all just one big PR game? I could believe AMA Hannah going on about best friend as I genuinely don't imagine her keeping many friends but desperate little Mario being there to fall back on when you need a plus one, someone to rant to or an ego boost.

Oh my god, I forgot about Bally bingo wings!

 

[Madge2022]

Ma hens its my ain birthday in the morning I cannae believe mario and that lassie wae the balloon heid have #treatit me to this night out content

Happy birthday ma lovelie, a pity youse weren't oot in Glasgow for a pre birthday celebration

Hope youse get plenty of birthday money tae get some perfume wi your nickname engraved oan the lid

 

[Ferguson]

Good question. I've no idea what a close is either in Scotland! But never liked to ask in case they thought I was as thick as Mario!

I need clarification on going to Morrisons for messages.

@Madge2022 can you help us please also

 

[YR80]

Ah see practise dusnae make perfect when it comes tae Krystal’s cake decorating attempts

Practise makes okay hen. Spine brite

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

I swear one of you posted this exact mug very recently saying he would be getting it. Who influenced mazs5

But he doesn’t do Halloween!

 

[Ferguson]

No weel
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She's fuckin barking.

Imagine flicking your hair all over the food on the table just to get your mangled face in a pic.

Get some class you ugly rat.

Wants tae be changing her name tae Mangled Maw also.

 

[AllieBee]

I had an early night because my new tits were hurting and I wake up tae that massive night oot that I missed! Absolutely FUMMING the noo!

Can’t wait fae the birthday downer that will be hitting in a couple of days

I'm hoping it'll be a good one! Dots of doom by the hundreds. Followed by his autumn decorations so we can take the piss out of him again!

 

[ohdoris]

I need clarification on going to Morrisons for messages.

@Madge2022 can you help us please also

I know this one !! It means to get your shopping. Factual.

 

[gilly31]

Looks like it’s loadsa craic 6 or so of them sitting in an otherwise empty/dead bar throwing food at each other. Marion looks bored shitless

There in a wee private booth area being VIP influencers

 

[Very Cherry]

Hello ma lovelies, I’m glad to see youse have aw been busy while I took a wee comma break due to having a very busy time. I always miss Marion’s birthday due to being busy at this time each year. It’s taken me all day to catch up on this thread and I still have 25 pages or so from the last one.

I did come back on here yesterday but I’ve been too invested in Fanny Vavrons thread (IYDNGTN) and all the posts about her on that vile app. I’m affronted to say but I’ve even changed my profile pic to one of her and nae oor Marion! I’ve always had Marion’s ugly mug and feel like a cheating on him.