Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Caw1982]

Absoloot behaviour and nae debates. Ah bet youse bought a ticket tae see your bestie Hinch as well and your hoose honks oaf Mario's max welts.

In fact ah'm gonni cast a fine eye ower his big night oot yesterday, see if ah kin spot youse

I know I'm a piece of shit but please believe me, I'm not a influenced hun I swear

 

[Dawnienodaethat]

They misspelt his nickname ma lovelies, fig FUG

FUD mair like

Aw an a wee bespoke keyring fae Rayn fur his 40th tae. He's so greatful fur it also

 

[Shrekssister]

The wiki is pyoor #chefskiss

Ah also luv putting threads on most liked and reading them. Oor wee @hopethishelpsallthebest huz quite a few wee poasts at the top.

Ma hen top tip here, go to the bit that says cleaning with mario threads, you can see the most liked of all time out of every mario thread. Pure gorgeous and bougie moment also

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Christ on a cabbage. Marion, you are a disgusting fat pervert and nobody needs to see this filth. So aye.
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He spelt grateful properly. *faints*

 

[Pepsi]

She's been reading here. Hay fatty
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See the deed floors have taken oor the brothers bush #factual

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Just posting these seeing as it's a fresh thread and all.


Yesterday's clobber.


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Today's birthday clobber.


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and courtesy of @no flouncing.


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Cannae believe he's just bespoke compromised his security all by herself ahahhaha. Daft cow.

Disnae matter what's the best bars and restaurants they'll aw be closed down probably by the time they get there.

 

[Ambergambler]

Where’s Shammii

 

[SuzyE]

Why does his chin look like Bananaman?!

He does as well!

 

[Ferguson]

Me bespokely catching up on this thread this morning on the dayn of dawn of ma day of birth. Ive got my cardigan oot and ready for a nice birthday dinner the night where ill be surprised by three random white blondes with any luck View attachment 2420884

Happy Birthday ma lovely.

May gifts of criss & felt tips shine apon you the day.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Imagine uploading every message to insta on your birthday. Sad sad twat.

He'll be wrapped up aww cosy and warum in his hoosecoat aboot naw. Boaby poking out at Deek.

Nae birthday message so far fae Hinch.

 

[Madge2022]

I was just thinking that. I truly believe the dull bastard is actually planning a year in advance. Didn't the tea, coffee and sugar pots take 9 months to plan?

Clutching ma beak, ah furgoat aboot the beverage stashun planning. Tattle really needs tae dae the memories thing like Facebook.
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“We did a thing”

he is trolling us trolls

Is that a sex and the city 'thing'. Mebbes Martin thinks he Beirut toap flat is equivalent tae a New York penthouse.

 

[Ferguson]

Mario, if you're reading this... you're fat.

And ugly also

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Steaming in with my usual autumn thread suggestion (well sine last year) awww over this app.
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Autumn, so aye

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Haha on this day of dawn I've just realised I've been to the hotel they are going to, a very long time ago and it was called something else back then.

Also it's neither bougee or bespoke, so aye.

Nae home bargains selling mushrooms in the vicinity either. What will she buy with her petty bash? Maracas and fans? A flamenco dress?

 

[gilly31]

If she wants a fry up then shes not been banging devils dust up her snout. Small mercies. So aye.

Pyoor cooncil shit aff wee deek! IYKYK
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Keep dreaming fat face. You love living in the flat REMEMBER!

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@hopethishelpsallthebest crying out for your magic this one hen! Plenty of scope for your bespoke touches .

 

[Ferguson]

I had an early night because my new tits were hurting and I wake up tae that massive night oot that I missed! Absolutely FUMMING the noo!

Can’t wait fae the birthday downer that will be hitting in a couple of days

How are your Turkey tits ma lovely?

She'll be copying you noo she's a seasoned traveller also.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

Keep dreaming fat face. You love living in the flat REMEMBER!

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Meanwhile, 20mins down the road and oot her ain't back door, was I, Mrs Woods, with her ain dugs and a Cold apple cider cause it was still warm outside. Ram yer Autumn and so forth.

 

[mammaof3]

 

[Macmama]

Anyone remember The Scheme, wi Marvin, Dana and wee Bullet? They shud make another one wi Deek, Beak and Rayne the wean.

The money Ah would pay to see Martin do the ‘there’s a lady aboot the hoose’ bit. Pure class
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Wait, do you all (non Scots) understand the ?

Ffs troops, how we going to explain this?!

No the day hen. Just no the day am no sure MrMac will make it back from Paradise if it goes the way we’re aw expecting it to.

(For our English friends, Celtic vs Rangers the day. Paradise is Celtic Park. So aye.)

 

[Freefalling]

Hame bargains, fuck it castelvecchi, cheeky wee mcdonald's, Primark, babysitting wee cheeky gurrl dhollllay, hame aw cozy

Pair of numpties! What a waste of holidays, oh sorry Annual leave

I'm still dying for them to book centreparcs