Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[SuzyE]

She looks totally different without a filter

 

[Dusky pink]

What the frig has he got wrapped around his middle... looks like a bum bag can see it on the video Hannah has posted.

Can't cope with that cardi either. Pure Roy Cropper vibes!!!

 

[no flouncing]

Maz’s fibre optic barnet

Poetic ma lovelie

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

How dare H&M suggest this as an outfit for my wean, never message this page again!!

on the plus side I’m sure Mas(z) will spend his birthday money on it

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It’s just about the right size to fit Deek

 

[Madge2022]

The sandwiches on his wee afternoon tea look very different to what they advertise on Tigerlily’s website, and also compared to pics online.

Do we think he asked for plain ham to satisfy his toddler palate?

Tae be fair ah'd huv done the same, but ah've made peace wi being a cosplay Martin, also.
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Ouch also

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A new take on the bowl cut look, using a traffic cone instead?
The pichure oan the right looks like there's a wee bespoke mushroom boaby oan the road.

 

[Ferguson]

From Misfit Jaws page.

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She's done him the dirty.

That first one, looks like his nose is bursting out of his skin somehow

 

[Ferguson]

Surely Daisy’s maw and Dolly’s Da would of enjoyed last night and made it a bit more of a proper night oot for Mario. Made it more of a proper get together or do you need to be an influencer on insta with a fake witch cackle and over 10k followers to be part of the celebrations?!

Ah'm surprised they weren't papped tbh.

Being such famous celebrities and so forth

 

[gilly31]

And ugly also

And have nae style also.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Set up a play shop in the plastic mini greenhouse in the garden for the kids this summer. It's literally got pens, colouring books, a few tins. Board games.

 

[Babybail93]

The spelling for fucks sake!

 

[muscadet]

He’s gonny be on a massive post birthday downer noo

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Just like serial killers, Scotland has a higher than average number of bawbags per population.

But which are you, Madge, serial killer or bawbag???

 

[Ferguson]

I am sorry ma lovely but you need to take a step back and get some class.

It is already being documented for Mr HMRC in the wiki. chefs kiss.

How many days has she taken this year hen?
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This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
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This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.

Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.

You can clearly see he's saying fuck you through gritted teeth.
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This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a fuck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
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Daisy Uncle Niece

 

[Daisy Uncle]

The cone is for obvious reasons. Also.
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Screaming. And the tan disappears when it reaches his stubble.

 

[SuzyE]

Marion, that wasnae a party. It was a dinner. You cannae class 5 guests as a party the nooo.

Who is this, and why doesnae she want to be there? She looks like she's aboot to cry.
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This woman's eyes are screaming for help. And her face could do with a wee iron too, and her boots need burning.
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Look at the stomach, the teeth and chins. Vile. She obviously couldnae take her cardi off due to sweat patches, prominent burger nipples and bingo wings. Aye.
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What a line up of beauts I'm nicking a chin photo for a new profile pic as well

 

[mammaof3]

Me and my circle... lol

 

[Madge2022]

He has turned into an old maid.



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A wee granny china (half)mug wi the poppies on it.

 

[mammaof3]

He has turned into an old maid.

 

[Madge2022]

OFFS There's no explaining this. Mr Woods is and even I don't understand it that much

Youse better hope your Mr disnae run away wi Martin's Mr .

If he keeps coming in way Marks and Spencer's food he's after wee Deek and his petty cash.

 

[gilly31]

I always wonder who this is? Wee Deek or maybe Mario’s trolling account? Mario is the only follower of it and they follow 30.
Just a bit suss