Youse need to get your Kerry Katonas in for a week bespoke check-up, ma lovelie. Those were no candles, those were matches because Krystal Meth had some tay hand.
Youse need to get your Kerry Katonas in for a week bespoke check-up, ma lovelie. Those were no candles, those were matches because Krystal Meth had some tay hand.Oh no what's happening to me. I watched the story of him blowing out his candles and I felt myself warming to him, it was quite cute that he looked so happy! Shall I never message this page again?!
New hair cut as well for the holiday... Isa getting suspicious could the holiday be today?This does look like an airport photy.View attachment 2410151
It’s M&S cafe. It’s on the bottle of fizzy apple. Using wee deeks staff discount. Saying that there is a M&S at Glasgow airportThis does look like an airport photy.View attachment 2410151
Yes, give yer heads a shake or we'll be calling you turncoatsView attachment 2409896
I don't know what is going oan lately, with youse lot, it's been non stop complimenting this big pig, you're all emotional right now, maybe due on, who knows, but pull yourselves together, for the love of stovies! Affronted! Also!
@crissmaswithmas@Makeupwithmaz
For Mario to put on his heed incase it rains going homeWhy is there a traffic cone in the barbers?
They will be buying his wax melts next and decorating fur crissmas at the weekend.View attachment 2409896
I don't know what is going oan lately, with youse lot, it's been non stop complimenting this big pig, you're all emotional right now, maybe due on, who knows, but pull yourselves together, for the love of stovies! Affronted! Also!
Ah canni decide whether he's mair a chin head or thumb heidHis head merges into his neck
This comment just finished meCrowd control fur Marion’s visit
Tae be fair ah'd huv done the same, but ah've made peace wi being a cosplay Martin, also.The sandwiches on his wee afternoon tea look very different to what they advertise on Tigerlily’s website, and also compared to pics online.
Do we think he asked for plain ham to satisfy his toddler palate?
A new take on the bowl cut look, using a traffic cone instead?
Standing in a queue full of children, with a childs book.This comment just finished melike the control he needed when he queued up to see Soph at her book signing
I was just thinking that. I truly believe the dull bastard is actually planning a year in advance. Didn't the tea, coffee and sugar pots take 9 months to plan?I feel like us all thinking he’s going on the holiday is like the time we all convinced ourselves he was going to Harry StylesI think we’re giving him too much credit and he has in fact booked the holiday a year in advance to make the minimum payments every month.
Totally agreeOnce again all that build up for that! Apart from the meal with his family nothing different to what he normally does on a weekend - eating beige food, wasting his money, trying to keep up with the insta lot etc.
They should have booked to go away for his 40th and then come back and had a meal with his family and that. Would have made it a bit more special for him. Not half as many of the fake pals have wished him a happy birthday this year so hopefully this is a wake up call to him that they are not really his pals and they don’t really care about him. And let’s not mention Hinch’s last minute call to the florist.
I agree he looks a lot better on that video blowing out his candles than he ever does with his bulbous nose filter on.
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