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@Madge2022 - Happy birthday hen.. Enjoy your Asti and don't be burning your frock. 
There are 11 of them by the amount of plates near that huge cake.
Some difference.
Quite the little porker that we know he is without the filter isn't he #fatface
Jesus H bleeping christ, look at the neck on it, his chin morphs into it. The saggy bags under her eyes, and the bulbous nose looking even bigger.
Absolute fat unit.
I'd like to see him carrying that bucket cake home on the bus 
Why does his hair always look like he is wearing a Kippah?
In the pissing rain too cause it lashing it down hereI'd like to see him carrying that bucket cake home on the bus
He’s actually within walking distance hen and it’s currently pissing doonI'd like to see him carrying that bucket cake home on the bus
well walking distance if your no wearing fake Guccis
Thanks ma lovelie, it's no a big birthday, but ah huv left ma hometown and away fur a wee bespoke night away. Nae Krystal Meth cake though. Tonsa luv@Madge2022 - Happy birthday hen.. Enjoy your Asti and don't be burning your frock.
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Och, ah feel pyoor speshul and lovedHappy birthday, Madge. Youse are my favourite troll on this vile site.
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Ah'm gonni get that reframed and in ma high footfall areaHappy Birthday tae oor Madgesty. You've always been my favourite tattler nae debates.
Here's your present also
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ah'm currently pished and went tae the hotel fur a wee lie doon, but ended up on tattle. Mario will be raging ah'm stealing his trolls attention
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Happy birthday oor @Madge2022 hope your family have spoilt you, like Marion's family have spoilt him, with these bespoke balloons. Also.
Any normal person would have everyone back to their gaff is they had travelled from the shire to celebrate your bday, evidence of a wee hoose party would actual make my day
Happy birthday hen! Chanting you on from the roof tops. Get yerself doon tae castelveechi for some beige food and a few lethal astis. What a time to be alive!Ur youse gonni take this cheek @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow !!!! Ah'll haud your jaiket hen!!!
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Dae it, it's ma birthday today and he's stealing ma thunder
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Always been ma favourite and nae debates
As if he'd have everyone back to the penthouse, he's dying to get intae his scratcherAny normal person would have everyone back to their gaff is they had travelled from the shire to celebrate your bday, evidence of a wee hoose party would actual make my day
Is it just me or are his forearms giving anyone else bespoke heebie jeebies
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Ma hens I'm going through it the noo personally so I've no had a lot of time tae come oan and chant you all oan fae the rooftops but duck me the difference in his filtered picture tae reality. I also cannae believe the birthday outfit he hyped up and bought months ago is a shirt and trousers yhat anyone else would take out without a second thought.
I also love the bespoke black mould look of the cake krystal meth made him. Pure bougie and takin him back tae Thursday morning in the police loos also
I also love the bespoke black mould look of the cake krystal meth made him. Pure bougie and takin him back tae Thursday morning in the police loos also
Where are they? Far the wiki ma loverlie.He’s actually within walking distance hen and it’s currently pissing doon
Also, it’s nearly 8pm, surely he’s no still out is he?! If so he’ll turn into a pumpkin in 10 minutes. A yellow one obviously
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