I thought it was as well. It works out better for me because I'm out with friends today so I'd have missed the fun
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I get my car washed by the Romanians, they do a cracking job Anyway one day I was sat there when two wee women came over to dry the windscreen. The leggings on them were exactly the same as the ones our Martin wears even down to the Ikea slippers that look like sliders when he's in the bedsit and I couldn't get the image out of my head. Every time I see him with those purple leggings on him with his mismatched clothes or the Ikea slippers I think of the wee woman in the car wash and I just can't unsee it my lovely. Maybe Martin secretly works in a car wash and doesn't clean the police station at all hens. I need to sit down and get some class, going right out of my lane here. nae debates. Also. xxxxxxRomanian car wash leggings is factual the funniest thing I’ve we’ve read on here
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I think he's including the two weekends, so is taking a week's annual leave fur aw his birthday treats. Canni believe we urni seeing his birthday outfit the day
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Youse need tae photoshoap yourself a new identity, there's nae other way back fur youse.
Thinking over his previous social outings. Bingo with deek, yes really. A night oot at a working men's club with the lasses from work, all old. An overnight stay in a hotel when Hannah came for his birthday. Paying to see hunch. Getting escorted into and out of London like hes in a witness protection program. That's it, apart from the endless beige microwaved meals. ooh no, the avamay party! When he tanned himself orange and locked Derek out of their hotel room for enjoying himself.
Right Ma lovelies! I am home and convalescing, can now give this thread ma full attention again, even though it’s no ma joab, it did choose me. So aye.
Just in time for her big Four Oh! (Age, not stone)
Just in time for her big Four Oh! (Age, not stone)
Oh my days what did I miss with the Ava May party when he locked Deek oot? This must have been well before I discovered the fat duck
It was great, Hannah thinking she was Alan Sugar, it was like a chav wedding. Hannah's accent slipping into oi oi territory as she got drunk. He really did fake tan himself orange, was as awkward as duck with meeting the other lovelies. Derek enjoyed hmself, was dancing with someone, Mario huffed off to bed. Someone else at the party posted laughing about it, Mario had locked Derek out of the room and wouldn't open the door.
He's never at bloody work!!
TROLL!!!! You’re forgetting the time he tangoed himself up for the nieces dance display! He spoke about his big night out all week! So don’t message this page again troll !
Because the stupid bastard includes his weekends off.
5 days he has oof
Sorry Madge ma dear, didn't realise you had already bespoke spoken with an answer.I think he's including the two weekends, so is taking a week's annual leave fur aw his birthday treats. Canni believe we urni seeing his birthday outfit the day
I shall go back in ma lane the noo.
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He has more annual leave than I do and I work full time not 5 minutes a day and that’s factual also
Thought the twit didna want any fuss....
Is this the Tigerlilly we speak of? On a main road in Edinburgh? I stayed there last month for a bespoke work trip. It was very boujeeImagine these two in Tigerlilythey'll stick out like sore thumbs
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Tattle sending bespoke adverts outing Maria's birthday outfit to me
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Are they staying in the 4-star hotel then or going back on the bus?
Which Afternoon tea one has Deek gone far ma loverlies?
I think the whispering Angel Tea.
From Tigerlily's web page.
Afternoon Tea with Mum. lol.
Which Afternoon tea one has Deek gone far ma loverlies?
I think the whispering Angel Tea.
From Tigerlily's web page.
Afternoon Tea with Mum. lol.
Aye, don't dae it again youse troll.
Tonsa luv and
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Really splashing oot getting their Chinese delivered, ah'm surprised they kin get deliveries tae the bespoke war zone.
I think you trolls will be in for a big let doon this weekend, ma feeling is he'll come oan and say he will post a reel thru the week o the big celebrations, it's gonnae take that long tae soart oot the filters and aw the editing, pyoorly cos he's a nasty wee bleep and he kens we'll aw be waiting tae rip the pish, so he'll make us wait. Plus come Monday he'll need tae run tae the shoaps tae buy himself presents cos nae other fucker did. Also. Bawheid.
They won't be staying there, they'll be in there rubbing shoulders with the normal folk then hot footing it back to the Quad on the bus to get all cosy. I'm affronted you'd think they'd stay out, their security would be far to compromised - not to mention the Penthouse can't be left alone or the junkies would be right in. Bet Maz is a right bastard to the staff and they 100% won't have the class to tip.Is this the Tigerlilly we speak of? On a main road in Edinburgh? I stayed there last month for a bespoke work trip. It was very boujee
Dying to see him in his Dellboy sheepskin Shein knock off and wee Deek in his Timbies
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