Considering he’s been going on about not wanting a fuss he’s mentioned his birthday coming up everyday for about the last two weeks.
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Are we headed for a wee bespoke “sick for ma birthday and couldnae party with aw my friends” journey?
Aye and tagging Hinch at every opportunity in the how he gets a bday message the sad bleep
Its not martins birthday is it? First time I’ve heard 
It’s my birthday tomorrow my lovelies, but I don’t want a fuss so I won’t mention it (continues to mention it 728271 times the way fat baldy slim
Does) and I’m off to that wee bespoke city London for the weekend, will live my best life with all the lethal
so could end up all cosy in bed by 7pm my lovelies but we move.
I’m home on Monday so can’t wait to catch up on martins 40th bday bash with his non existent friends. Factual. Also xoxo
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It’s my birthday tomorrow my lovelies, but I don’t want a fuss so I won’t mention it (continues to mention it 728271 times the way fat baldy slim
Does) and I’m off to that wee bespoke city London for the weekend, will live my best life with all the lethal
so could end up all cosy in bed by 7pm my lovelies but we move.I’m home on Monday so can’t wait to catch up on martins 40th bday bash with his non existent friends. Factual. Also xoxo
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He’s probably hoping she’s sent him something in the post but the mad junkies have probably already stole it and sold it out in Beirut xo
Nicked those off Ashleighs grave. Whos Ashleigh? 
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Ah wunner if oor Hannah took the bait and bought him the Dior bag he was begging for?
Now she's broken up with her rich boyfriend I think it's probably a naw fram her
Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?
Its cos hes petite hen.doesnt sweat like us big units🤣 Forgot the big heffer has a petite frame 😭😭😭
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Now she's broken up with her rich boyfriend I think it's probably a naw fram her
Can't believe he said "before it all starts" about his 40th birthday. FORTY! Before all what starts mas, you've nae pals and yir family canna stick you either
Hard to believe he’s in his fifth decade and has accomplished nothing
duck sake Deek has actually done a boy down good and booked a wee itison voucher for tigerlilly, could of went the whole hog and did an over night stay buy naw
Aw man I missed thisHis wee petty meltdown still pops into my head sometimes
Imagine these two in Tigerlily
they'll stick out like sore thumbsWent there as when I was on an actual weekend stay in Edinburgh for my 40th and now it feels soiledImagine these two in Tigerlily
He’s just followed Tiger Lilly on Instagram, sad twit will be shouting them from the rooftops
I can only imagine what outfits they will be wearing to tiger lily…
If it's any consolation Doll, they'll absolutely hate it. It's all for the Gram, they'd be happier in their safe space eating a McDonald's fae just eatWent there as when I was on an actual weekend stay in Edinburgh for my 40th and now it feels soiled
I hope you dinnae mind me saying Suzy sweetie but your font on that there app that isnae my job is offal large!
Swerving outta ma lane but a think you may want to get your Kerry Katonas checking hen…
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Deek in his PlayStation tracksuit and Martin in his spaceship tshirt made for 4yrs olds. Fake Gucci trainers. Hair spiked like sonic. Nae debates because the purple Romanian car wash leggings will be in his cunts washing basket after all his hard work this week. My post my rules. AlsoI can only imagine what outfits they will be wearing to tiger lily…
xoPlanned this well without me knowing…. Its a bunch of cheap flowers. You order them online and they are delivered, takes about 5 mins and no planning required!? What is this actual fucktard on about on
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