If he wears that cardigan I will actually piss myselfI can only imagine what outfits they will be wearing to tiger lily…
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Im getting a job in m&s deek seems to be minted, holidays ,trips for afternoon tea ,cups and obvs the special surprises that beak pretends he didn't know about. Ask my left one . . And why did gonzo insinuate that stroke jaw had actually visited the cell surprise visit..... it was a fuckin delivery man
I've always thought Deek has a wee grow in the Monica cupboard fae petty cash and that's why there's eleventy billion fragrances going on in the gaff. 
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Marty
It's your birthday
You're gon' sharty like it's your birthday
You're gon' get lardy like it's your birthday
And you know Hinch don't give a duck that it's your birthday
You can find me in the shop, trolley full of mops
Look, Deek, I've shat my kecks, and I need a pumpkin mug'
I'm into havin' cheques, you ain't into quitting' drugs
So come give me a tug, if you into touching blubb
Oan this dayn of dawn, wee Sadie spat him out of her, and there kicked in postnatal depression, as she couldnae stand to be around him. This day should be renamed Sadies mistake. So aye.
Go, Marty
It's your birthday
You're gon' sharty like it's your birthday
You're gon' get lardy like it's your birthday
And you know Hinch don't give a duck that it's your birthday
You can find me in the shop, trolley full of mops
Look, Deek, I've shat my kecks, and I need a pumpkin mug'
I'm into havin' cheques, you ain't into quitting' drugs
So come give me a tug, if you into touching blubb
Oan this dayn of dawn, wee Sadie spat him out of her, and there kicked in postnatal depression, as she couldnae stand to be around him. This day should be renamed Sadies mistake. So aye.
@hopethishelpsallthebest Whit a talent ye ur hen! Lyricist #singithen 
Artist. I ken this app is nae your joab but thanks for being on this app and bringing joy tae us tattle trolls so aye also factual.
Tonsa luv OG TG
Artist. I ken this app is nae your joab but thanks for being on this app and bringing joy tae us tattle trolls so aye also factual.Tonsa luv OG TG
Romanian car wash leggings is factual the funniest thing I’ve we’ve read on here
Oan this day of dawn I wake up shattered from having opiate (cocodamol not smack) dreams all night of this whores birthday party.
Him and Deek came to stay with us because he set up a Christmas/birthday party for hunners a wee weans in his hoose.
It was freakishly realistic and I woke up soaked in sweat and contemplating getting checked in to the local nut house for a heed check. Coz ats no right.
Him and Deek came to stay with us because he set up a Christmas/birthday party for hunners a wee weans in his hoose.
It was freakishly realistic and I woke up soaked in sweat and contemplating getting checked in to the local nut house for a heed check. Coz ats no right.
You never let us down hen. Factual
Thoughts are with Sadie, must be a traumatic time for her every year.
I can’t believe this day of the dawn is here, also.
Happy birthday, Mario! Hope it’s one to remember with your hoosecoat and Chinese meal on your lap.
Happy birthday, Mario! Hope it’s one to remember with your hoosecoat and Chinese meal on your lap.
Derek and misfit maw 'planned all this'
Marion she didn't bleeping grow the flowers. You just ring up and order them and tell them where to send them no planning needed you thick twit, also etc
How come he didn't take a picture with her, etc also
I'm actually excited for his birthday oooot fit
Marion she didn't bleeping grow the flowers. You just ring up and order them and tell them where to send them
no planning needed you thick twit, also etcHow come he didn't take a picture with her, etc also
I'm actually excited for his birthday oooot fit
Well ma lovelies, 40 years ago, oor Sadie hud her ain Rosemary's baby.
Spine bright
Spine bright
He’s going to have a bespoke anxiety attack and have to get the bus straight back home again since Edinburgh is currently heaving with the festival. No fur me…back to the save space
I’m late to the party coz I had the busiest day yesterday but can you imagine these two in Tigerlily? It used to be one of my fav places in Edinburgh.
And Marion hasnae thought through this trip tae Edinburgh as it’ll be heaving as it’s the final weekend of the Fringe and a bank holiday. He will be up tae high doe!
And Marion hasnae thought through this trip tae Edinburgh as it’ll be heaving as it’s the final weekend of the Fringe and a bank holiday. He will be up tae high doe!
Strange thing for her to say as well, if she did visit like he’s making out she did
Loved every second of doing this for you! It probably took about 3 seconds to click and do it, so thoughtful, such an effort
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Hens ah don't mean to break up the party but I think his Birthday is on Sunday? in typical Mario style we have shot our load too early.
in typical Mario style we have shot our load too early.Youse are right ma lovelie, it's in the wikiHens ah don't mean to break up the party but I think his Birthday is on Sunday?
Ah've already let aff the pink cannon tae celebrate today.
He kin huv two birthdays like the Queen.
How's that ugly bastard got 9 day's off?!. No cleaner l know gets the holidays he gets
I'm one hunner percent sure I read that it was his birthday Friday! Affronted!
It's his birthday weekend hun... he has to milk it
Is it his birthday the day, lads? 
40, isn't he?
"lash lift and tan" - nothing different there, he tanned up to go to his niece's dance competition! 🥱 #daisyuncle #IYKYKIYDKGTK
EDIT: ITS HIS BIRTHDAY ON SUNDAY! No ma fault, with all the fuss he's making he's gawt us confuzzled the day! 
40, isn't he? "lash lift and tan" - nothing different there, he tanned up to go to his niece's dance competition! 🥱 #daisyuncle #IYKYKIYDKGTK
EDIT: ITS HIS BIRTHDAY ON SUNDAY!
No ma fault, with all the fuss he's making he's gawt us confuzzled the day!
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