If youse comment you're a troll, if youse don't clap you're a troll. If you're chanting him on you're a fake Insta friend. But he doesn't need any of youse. He's fiiiiiiine.
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No longer requires claps from those who never clapped when he's been winning 
Fugliest baby at Butlins, 1983.
Mazda.... I'd rather be a troll than a bleeping liar 
Hes no ok. Less than ok I'd say.
Hes no ok. Less than ok I'd say.
Ah've got ma pan & wooden spoon ready also
When I was a wean, the owner of a local bar was notorious for over-serving. It was a rural area with lots of alcohol problems and she would do everything she could to take money from vulnerable people, knowing their dole money was going into her till instead of their children’s bellies.
When the police started clamping down on drunk driving, she bought a mini-van and would round the drinkers up.
She once cottoned on that the bar would empty out around lunch and dinner times when the men staggered home for food, so she started servingtit meals so that those men would never leave the bar and go home to their families.
She was an absolutely vile woman who had no problem taking money from vulnerable people at the cost of their own homes and families. she’d entice them to spend money on the shite she was offering, knowing that buying her stuff was making their lives even worse. These men would drink together and think they had friends and were being looked after when, really, everyone pitied them and how they lived half-lives because they couldn’t keep money.
Completely unrelated, but I see Mario’s local Primark are tagging him In their Halloween tat.
When the police started clamping down on drunk driving, she bought a mini-van and would round the drinkers up.
She once cottoned on that the bar would empty out around lunch and dinner times when the men staggered home for food, so she started serving
She was an absolutely vile woman who had no problem taking money from vulnerable people at the cost of their own homes and families. she’d entice them to spend money on the shite she was offering, knowing that buying her stuff was making their lives even worse. These men would drink together and think they had friends and were being looked after when, really, everyone pitied them and how they lived half-lives because they couldn’t keep money.
Completely unrelated, but I see Mario’s local Primark are tagging him In their Halloween tat.
Also.
I'd like to clap that fucken red, misshaped thing that supposed to be a nose right aff his ugly face, so aye!
but he disnay dae Halloween, its no fur him and so forth
I work in a supermarket (not mentioning the name as not to compromise ma security) but we had a pallet of Halloween merchandise and sweets in today! 
Did youse not tell them its time for Christmas decorations and selection boxes alsoI work in a supermarket (not mentioning the name as not to compromise ma security) but we had a pallet of Halloween merchandise and sweets in today!
Hannahs pyoor trolling him with that ootside space also.
Ur youse making stovies or boiled mince ma lovelie
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Ah've just dun a fart laugh tae yer poast #smellthewealth
I’m saying that from now on whenever I do a fart of drop a huge
“don’t go in there. I have released my scent!”
I’ve got my
He expects us to believe he’s ever won at anything? 
Maybe the Biggest Beak Awards but naw much else.
Maybe the Biggest Beak Awards but naw much else.
Lads, called into that small business ‘home bargains’ this afternoon and they’ve only gone and skipped autumn altogether and have got their bespoke Xmas decorations out. In bleeping August. Blew their loads early like oor Martin so aye. Also.
I see the parallels. I really do. Marion lives with a manky looking pisshead too.
I bet he has some kind of commission-based deal going with AMA, every day he is posting ads far his shite. also.
Has he won an award?
I'd like to thank ....
Has he won an award?
I'd like to thank ....
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