Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

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Who the hell drinks Asti? Haven't seen that for years! He will be bringing out the Lambrini next
 
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When do we get to see this full face of make up and new top? I’m getting impatient.

Liquid candy floss!!

80s night sounds fun! I’m stealing that
 
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No he’s not labelling his photos of birthday presents as *gift what an idiot. Photo of his birthday money from his mum = *gift. Still can’t cope that he gets birthday money
 
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No he’s not labelling his photos of birthday presents as *gift what an idiot. Photo of his birthday money from his mum = *gift. Still can’t cope that he gets birthday money
Hope his brother gives him panto tickets as a gift . Just so he’s pissed off he already bought two
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Who the hell drinks Asti? Haven't seen that for years! He will be bringing out the Lambrini next
A wee local business called Aldi
 
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Asti?! Fucking ASTI!? he’s the gift that keeps on giving. Selfie wae full blown umpa lumpa face. Keeps going on about a “new top”, like your aunty cath when she gets a nice new top to go out it. Fucks sake man. He is such a wrongun
 
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Wtaf is going on with his fingers in this photo??
I think maybe it’s deek and he got all confused and thought it was new fancy skins and his rolling hand took over before Mario nudged the wee stoner out of his trance
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His wee fakeo Gucci belt
 
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What in the bespoke Joseph and the Organge-man-technical-colourdreamcoat skin/sofa texture is this?! Some call Adobe and get this woman her Photoshop GCSE!!
 
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He’s ready for his dinner with family at 4pm that’s the big 40th plans. This is it, the most attention he’ll probably ever get on insta and in the real world, and THIS is it. It’d be sad if it wasn’t so funny

Jelly and ice cream for dessert, back all cosy in bed by 9pm.
 
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Well lads, I’m sorry to say his outfit looks fairly normal, and dare I say *nice* 🫣 I’ll see maself oot also
I came here to say to say that I think he looks great he’s dressed his age and it’s not his usual style which hasn’t evolved since the early 00s
 
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Is he wearing Hush Puppies


All l see when he does clips of his shopping bags out in front of him are people looking at him saying, ' wtf is that tit doing filming himself'


Calm yourself down, Mario. Asti is hardly Veuve Cliquot (I doubt you've heard of that, so Google it) ...IYDKGTK
 
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That outfit looks…normal. It looks almost…nice.
I’m hugely disappointed
 
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Was it the Thompson home
 
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Absolute 's oan this app, liking his outfit, blocked and reported the lot oaf youse, ah'm fuming!!! Ur youse aw pished oan asti or high oan Mario wax melts fumes?
 
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I don’t mind the outfit but the blue shirt is honking. He looks like an IT contractor about to meet some potential new clients and 2016 called Marion and it wants his fake goochi belt back
 
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