Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

[mammaof3]

I've been out with the wains at rainy Alton Towers guys and ma feet are like swollen elephant hoofs the noo, factual. Also.

So all the muppet has done is cleaned his cat's bed and reposted numerous aff links for ''his'' snail jizz.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

I've been out with the wains at rainy Alton Towers guys and ma feet are like swollen elephant hoofs the noo, factual. Also.

So all the muppet has done is cleaned his cat's bed and reposted numerous aff links for ''his'' snail jizz.



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She is a pal but doesn't know when she will next see him? All Marion does is work and go home.
Won't see this so called 'pal' anytime soon.
It's definitely a small business he is getting gifted from and trying make out it's an actual pal.
Fair enough I can go weeks or months without seeing friends difference is they and I have full time jobs, kids, kids clubs, school, college, train runs. Big Gemma can't get a evening with Marion as it would mean he wouldn't get to go b&m or dinner for some beige food in wetherspoons. so forth. Also
He's such a sad sack.

 

[mammaof3]

Here's a pic of the future! Mario and Deek on Mario's 40th birthday. View attachment 2389037

lol.
When I first saw that pic many moons ago I phished maseen.

The original is so fooking funny.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

This morning just proves he is a part time worker who has that much time in morning to clean before work? Definitely always a wee 12-4pm shift.

Can't fully open his kitchen door because that plastic storage box it clearly isn't that great a buy is it?
I'm not a cat expert but I was once told cats don't like to eat and toilet near their food so why is Rayn having to do it. All for someone having indoor cats it's probably safer for them but she is crammed in a tiny flat don't even have a cat lead to let her roam about the communal garden. It's sad.
I think she is shut out living room when they are work so she has bedroom kitchen access only. Just a vibe I get.

 

[Ferguson]

Pyoor boujee that storage box.

Top influencer hack right there.
Meant tae be for dugs but ah youse it for ma cat.

Another thrilling installment in the life of oor Mas.

Also

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Why would you even share that message It's my bday on the 25th and I'm messaging my sister about a meal we are going out for, am I doing it wrong? Should I be posting her messages? also.

My husband is taking us on a wee holiday to that place Abroad with our wean for my birthday later this month also and I haven’t shared any photos or done any packing or even bought myself a bespoke cup with my name on it. I think I must be doing it really wrong!

 

[Duchesspink]

Where does he empty and clean raynes tit box?
Can you imagine the smell in that flat when he opens the door. Between rancid litter with a steaming cat turs and the smell if a big crappy human turd in the bathroom, the high footfall area would need to be run through like a 100m sprint track

 

[Freefalling]

I'm now off to see if I can find out her name, he has nae pals in real life, only fake huns online

Ok, so it's not pretty little home but the search is still on. She's a Hun till proven otherwise

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The poor wee lamb was unsettled last night and his carer had to get up with him.

Reminder, this is an almost 40 year old man.

 

[Ferguson]

The poor wee lamb was unsettled last night and his carer had to get up with him.

Reminder, this is an almost 40 year old man.

Selfish fat slag.

Whiny voice...
Dereeeek ah cannae settle, oor Soph didnae clap fur meeeeee. Ah need a cup of teeee

 

[Curly]

That poor cat. My cat is an outdoors cat but he’s now a wee pensioner cat who hardly wants to go out. I bought him a litter tray for times he doesn’t want to go out and Christ the stench out the bathroom once he has used it My 4 bedroom house is reeking (no wealth to smell). I can’t even imagine the smell in a one bedroom with no windows open

 

[Lyla001]

The poor wee lamb was unsettled last night and his carer had to get up with him.

Reminder, this is an almost 40 year old man.

What grown ass man uses the word 'unsettled' ? He makes my fuckin skin crawl

 

[Babybail93]

Has Mario got colic? “Unsettled”….. such a bleep

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Don’t want to be awful but that cat is fat as duck!

 

[Ferguson]

What grown ass man uses the word 'unsettled' ? He makes my fuckin skin crawl

Pathetic. Pyoor creepy sometimes

 

[Freefalling]

Don’t want to be awful but that cat is fat as duck!

Poor cat is comfort eating living with dumb and dumber would turn anyone to addiction 'pass the dreamies'

 

[Madge2022]

Only in the world of Martin can a plastic storage box be called an investment.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

My husband is taking us on a wee holiday to that place Abroad with our wean for my birthday later this month also and I haven’t shared any photos or done any packing or even bought myself a bespoke cup with my name on it. I think I must be doing it really wrong!

Cancel it hen. Try again next year. You’ve left it too late! You need a Colleen hoover book ordered at least 14 months prior to any wee bespoke trips abroad. Factual. Also. Nae my quote. Xxxxx

 

[mammaof3]

The mamma fam are oof to the Big Smoke on the train far the weekend ma loverlies - joy - but I'm a big gal and I don't have to call anyone to escort me back.

Anyhoo, the wet blanket was unsettled last night, awww dear.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Only in the world of Martin can a plastic storage box be called an investment.

He proves time and time again that he has no understanding of the word “invest” or “investment”. He’s painfully stupid, it’s comical