Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[muscadet]

Aye you keep telling yourself your happy where you are Marion and I don’t think there is anything wrong at all where he is but when you’re trying to keep up with the likes of Hinch and Solomon you canny believe you’re happy in a council flat in Paisley

 

[Sloppys]

Why doesn’t he just say he’s happy where he is cuz he pays peanuts in rent which enables him to buy as much shite as he does? There’s no way he would be able to get a mortgage anyway. No way if you could afford something better you would be happy with living in that flat.

How does he know Deek is a natural driver? Has he been in the car with him?

Hasn’t he already said they’re off to Lanzarote but is now not sharing anything?


There’s only so much tit that can come out of his mouth so nae wonder his arse is always like a brown river.

 

[Misssj80]

Saying he will never move, you can guarantee it if the council offered him and dim Deek a new house he'd move tomorrow. He says it because he knows there's not a hope in hells chance the council will move them (bet he was gutted his block didn't get the go ahead to be flattened) and he can't get a mortgage because of the debt collectors knocking at his door. He protests far too much

 

[SuzyE]

That question was definitely posted by him

I can't wait for this. The rooms that small he can practically answer the front door from his bed!

He's only slating banks because he knows they'll never get approved for a mortgage. Feck he's such an idiot, because one day those flats will be bulldozed like the others near him.

Time to trade the old bastard in for a younger model, Derek. Anything is better than that control freak

 

[Babybail93]

That question was definitely posted by him
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I can't wait for this. The rooms that small he can practically answer the front door from his bed!View attachment 2368920

He's only slating banks because he knows they'll never get approved for a mortgage. Feck he's such an idiot, because one day those flats will be bulldozed like the others near him.
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Time to trade the old bastard in for a younger model, Derek. Anything is better than that control freak
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He chats some amount of shite doesn’t he. bleeping hell

 

[Ferguson]

The cat question

Was gonnae get Rayn a wee play mate 3 years ago but the seller was a scammer also.
Is there only 1 cat seller in Paisley?

Said exclusive cat seller then stalked him

 

[YR80]

Deek makes skincare personally to order? Does that mean the snail slime is actually Deek slime?

 

[Freefalling]

Deek makes skincare personally to order? Does that mean the snail slime is actually Deek slime?

Be like lumpy wall paper paste #babybatter

 

[Caw1982]

Hahahaha won't pay for a house - or the banks (40 years???)- but we will bleeping pay for you with our tax deductions to support your lazy, fat arse that doesn't go work full time when you're perfectly capable of doing so.
You disgusting, deplorable bleep!

 

[twilightgarden]

Hay nasty trolls, I thought our Maria was no well? Can’t keep up with the lies, nae wonder he’s got a beak fur a nose.

He’s totally deluded. Works hard?! He works part time in a cleaning job and spends most of his day on the toilet.
More like he’s woken up to the fact he’s up to his eyeballs in debt, the bailiffs are after him and he would never get a mortgage in a million years.

 

[ohdoris]

9 years ?! Does he just add a year on for every month ! He makes it up as he goes along.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Saying he will never move, you can guarantee it if the council offered him and dim Deek a new house he'd move tomorrow. He says it because he knows there's not a hope in hells chance the council will move them (bet he was gutted his block didn't get the go ahead to be flattened) and he can't get a mortgage because of the debt collectors knocking at his door. He protests far too much

Imagine him n Deek sitting oan the Minecraft sofa trying to read a mortgage document.

Deeks bombers burning holes in the interest schedule.

Him squinting his Kerries and scratching his flat heed in confusion.

She couldn't handle getting a train to London. Highly doubt she could cope with buying a house even if they did have enough petty cash for it.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What is he on about paying a bank for 40 years? Does he not realise that at the end of the mortgage the house is his?

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Next thread suggestion:

“Share there adventurous online”

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

What is he on about paying a bank for 40 years? Does he not realise that at the end of the mortgage the house is his?

Precisely.

Who even takes 40 year terms out except people who have fallen on hard times and need to free up some cash.

She's not got a scoob. Full of utter

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Never been on holiday, how sad. And he’s proud to live for free courtesy of the council/us when there is absolutely no need for him to be given the bedsit for pennies per week. You should be ashamed Marion, that you abuse benefits and take a flat from someone that may actually deserve it.

Also love that he continuously shouts about how it’s his choice not to have a mortgage and a decent house
We all know that you’d never be allowed one beaut. You keep spending that petty cash and believing your bullshit

He's saying this now, wait until the council move in even worse tenants than they've got now.

 

[blueblue]

Happy birthday to all you trolls. Mr peach got baby peach looked after at the weekend for my birthday and we managed to get out and have one of them more socialising than marios done all year

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he’s going to Lanzarote has he forgotten he already told us this?? moron

I was just going to say he's already said Lanza has he not?

 

[Poptart]

The simple fact is he doesn't want the responsibility of their own house because if something goes wrong he wouldn't be able to get Derek to ring the council demanding they come and sort it. Plus he would have to work more than 4 hours a week.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

The cat question

Was gonnae get Rayn a wee play mate 3 years ago but the seller was a scammer also.
Is there only 1 cat seller in Paisley?

Said exclusive cat seller then stalked him

"She's our rayn of sunshine" also. Sorry, whit? Like pick a type of weather to name your cat after, don't mix and match.

 

[blueblue]

Plus, it is possible to be a scheme boy (or bird, ahem) and grow up to buy a house or flat. I mean, pay the bank/pay the housing association, what's the difference, everyone has to pay their way in life. Totally lost on him intit. I'm sure a weekend borrowing Johnny's washing line hasn't irked him at all.