People who put up Christmas decorations in Summer are usually
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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He has absolutely zero pals other than ones that share their lives on that app so as always he’s clearly talking tit about knowing people who have their Christmas trees up. And if there is anyone that does, electric chair!
Marion, you don’t know anyone with their Xmas tree up so just sit doon and get some class and try and go a day without lying.
Anyhoo, I’m just at the small business Braeheed. Was in Marks n Spencer and kept my kerry katona’s peeled for a tiny man collecting the trolleys but couldn’t see deed Deek. Im noo tempted tae jump oan a McGills tae Paisley but ahv nae shart card bus pass. Factual
Anyhoo, I’m just at the small business Braeheed. Was in Marks n Spencer and kept my kerry katona’s peeled for a tiny man collecting the trolleys but couldn’t see deed Deek. Im noo tempted tae jump oan a McGills tae Paisley but ahv nae shart card bus pass. Factual
There's a family where I live who celebrate Diwali. Looks banging tbh, and it does initially make everyone think it's Christmas lights very early. I genuinely do not believe he knows someone with a tree up, who would even share such odd behaviour for him to see?
Also, I'm sweating my ta tas off in the greater Glasgow area today. Last thing on my mind are the -ber months!
That’s coz the mini heatwave has arrived as announced by Sean Shatty himself. So aye. Jis get hame, get the wax melts on and get aw cozy. Nae debates. Capeesh.
Happy birthday hen hope you’ve had a blast (not in your pants like sharty also)It's my birthday today my lovelies, factual, so I may not be on but I maybe.
I don't know. Depends on my mood lol
I'm mop kicking the years away boo hoo.
So have some cake and some bucks fizz and enjoy.
Hope this is enough. chefs kiss also.
That makes nae sense but practice makes ok ma lovelies and its totty heeds threed
If he knew someone with their tree up then he 100% would share it on his stories as he does with everything else. He lies so much.
Does anyone know what the tea was about him stealing from Semi-Chem when he worked there? i think this was before I followed him but I was on the old makeup thread earlier and got transported back to when I used to buy my elizabeth arden foundation from there and shovel it on, they I remembered fatso worked in there but people used to say he got caught stealing 
I might go back to the first thread and read about Martin back in the day but I don't want to see pics of them teeth of his
Does anyone know what the tea was about him stealing from Semi-Chem when he worked there? i think this was before I followed him but I was on the old makeup thread earlier and got transported back to when I used to buy my elizabeth arden foundation from there and shovel it on, they I remembered fatso worked in there but people used to say he got caught stealing
I might go back to the first thread and read about Martin back in the day but I don't want to see pics of them teeth of his
Happy Birthday to you also, tattie hearts tae yaI'm pure Affronted ma lovely! It is also birthday as well, also!!
Hope ya have your crisps and joos at the ready
Happy birthday to all you trolls. Mr peach got baby peach looked after at the weekend for my birthday and we managed to get out and have one of them 
more socialising than marios done all year
he’s going to Lanzarote
has he forgotten he already told us this?? moron
more socialising than marios done all year
he’s going to Lanzarote
has he forgotten he already told us this?? moron
Probably disnae realise Lanzarote is an island and not hard to narrow down where he’s going, fud
The silly fat slag says this now, but this bleep can’t hold his water. There is absolutely no way he won’t be posting when they are away
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“Share there adventurous online”…… fucks sake
I don’t think he will due to his security being compromised.
Ive heard on the grapevine that the security services are planning the operation as we speak. Its highly confidential, but the name has been leaked as 'fat slag on tour'.
A 40 year mortgage? Wtf was he planning to pay it in...2ps from his petty cash jar?
It's true, it's the same personnel who organised the Queen's funeral. As she died in Scotland they used code Operation Unicorn, Martin's holiday code is Operation Fannybaws #factualIve heard on the grapevine that the security services are planning the operation as we speak. Its highly confidential, but the name has been leaked as 'fat slag on tour'.
He’s pushing 40, been with Deek for 10, 6, 8 nobody knows how many years and they’re only just going on their first holiday together “abroad” because he spends so much on crap. It’s sad really.
Wait, they've not been in holiday for theHappy birthday to all you trolls. Mr peach got baby peach looked after at the weekend for my birthday and we managed to get out and have one of them
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he’s going to Lanzarote
Stupid fat slag is really worried that tattlers will find him isn't he! There's bound to be a tattler where he's going, tough luck Maz! We will know don't you worry, we might even hack your insta and post a few in the wild unfiltered pics of your red sweaty face, your toddler cups, and you and Deek swimming with your armbands on.
Never been on holiday, how sad. And he’s proud to live for free courtesy of the council/us when there is absolutely no need for him to be given the bedsit for pennies per week. You should be ashamed Marion, that you abuse benefits and take a flat from someone that may actually deserve it.
Also love that he continuously shouts about how it’s his choice not to have a mortgage and a decent house
We all know that you’d never be allowed one beaut. You keep spending that petty cash and believing your bullshit
Also love that he continuously shouts about how it’s his choice not to have a mortgage and a decent house
We all know that you’d never be allowed one beaut. You keep spending that petty cash and believing your bullshit
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