Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[Galaxy 10]

Imagine been 40 years old babysitting your brothers dog on a Sunday afternoon cos you and your partner are sad bastards, i wonder does he leave sweets and soft drinks for them throws him a 20 note when he's going home absolutely tragic

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I mean, I’m no mathematician but pretty sure £23 isn’t half of £39.50

 

[Ferguson]

Here trolls, where's the pink Hetty disappeared to?

Cash converters x

 

[TheGoblinKing]

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I mean, I’m no mathematician but pretty sure £23 isn’t half of £39.50

Them bowls look like blind nikkita dug bowls and nae debtes ao aye

 

[Madge2022]

Them bowls look like blind nikkita dug bowls and nae debtes ao aye

A dug's dinner would be preferable tae the slop Martin serves up. No hud a wee air fryer update in a while. I'm sure his brother gave him a pressure cooker too, wonder if that's behind the Lego sofa?
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Bulging at the seams those leggings, stitching about to rip, will be like sausages bursting in the pan

Plenty of room in the button area.

 

[AllieBee]

Christ, all that squealing at Dolly in that story. Dunno why it reminds me of the child catcher in Chitty, only more high pitched. I find it very hard to believe he is actually a man

 

[Babybail93]

Christ, all that squealing at Dolly in that story. Dunno why it reminds me of the child catcher in Chitty, only more high pitched. I find it very hard to believe he is actually a man

Fucks sake. I read that as Clitty

Well, Marion does have a clit I suppose

 

[SuzyE]

Why buy a dinner set when he doesn't have guests to use it. Tit

 

[Ferguson]

Sorry, what the duck are these leggings

 

[AllieBee]

Why buy a dinner set when he doesn't have guests to use it. Tit

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Or even a table to eat off!

 

[Popper]

All the tit he buys, yet he wears the same lilac leggings every day.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Fucks sake. I read that as Clitty

Well, Marion does have a clit I suppose

I came here just to see your wee rant aboot “they fuckin dogs with the pink eyes” I’m affronted you’ve no mentioned it ma wee hen, but I still love ya

 

[bigmouth1927]

Sorry, what the duck are these leggings

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They're the uniform of a morning tv 1980s fitness instructor hen. Although you can see the bleeping seems bursting. Fat witch.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Why buy a dinner set when he doesn't have guests to use it. Tit

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Why is he not using that selfie stand he got to make his reels? Instead has Deed Deek placing box down. Pause... Record while Deed Deek passes the plate he hand it back takes another plate from Deed Deek. Pause.. record from different angle in kitchen. Plate set.. if he really wanted it could had got it ages ago only bought because it's half price but didn't want to pay full price. Am guessing Deed Deek discount would also cut money off.

That stupid whiny voice is as bad as trainers squealing on a tiles floor.

 

[Kat__lax]

So grateful to Maz for showing the dinner set as I had no idea what it would be, looking forward to him hosting dinner parties and so forth, come dine also. Still shaking like a shittin dug I see.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

FFS Marion it’s a plain white dug/dinner set , stop flingin about likes it’s a Hermes set nae debates ya wee tool

 

[Lyla001]

They're the uniform of a morning tv 1980s fitness instructor hen. Although you can see the bleeping seems bursting. Fat witch.

Aka 'Mr Unmotivator '

Ill get my coat

 

[AllieBee]

Aka 'Mr Unmotivator '

Ill get my coat

I saw Mr M on TV the other day he's still.pretty ripped for an old man. Maz on the other hand is like a sausage stuffed in a too tight skin, flabby and out of shape because of all the crap he eats.

 

[Ferguson]

They're the uniform of a morning tv 1980s fitness instructor hen. Although you can see the bleeping seems bursting. Fat witch.

Giving me Mad Lizzie fae Good Morning Britain vibes.

Clutching ma bespoke beak at the thought of them two trailing their wet washing roond the brothers.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Those new plates will look lovely balanced on Mario’s housecoat-clad legs when he’s eating on his couch.

It’s giving aesthetic