Aren't all plates stackable? 
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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Marion be spending £1000s in flannels to look rich but still be eating his dinner of his lap. He can't talk about anybody.
Why does dolleh always need looked eftur? I'm no a dug lover so I'm swerving oot ma Lane here but I don't know so I'll gey tae know why this dug cannae be home alone for the day
I just launch mine in the cupboard and hope for the best, Hen.Aren't all plates stackable?
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What are we saying, lads? He’s 100% sending these messages himself, isn’t he.
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"I just launch mine in the cupboard and hope for the best, Hen."
This made me laugh oot loud, so aye!!
We don't leave my wee dug haim alone for longer than 3-4 hours but that is my dug my rulez! Capesh?
Ahv been away at my wee Granny's aw weekend and come back to hunners of pages to catch up oan. Absolutely buckled at the image of Mario carting his wet bleep washings roon Johnny's tae peg oot on the line. The wealth!
You can tell he's no got a dishwasher, I've got a set of plates I keep for special occasions and they have a small lip on them and the bastards don't fit into the dishwasher, I bet these ones won't fit into his bespoke drainer either.
Sad little weirdo. Dress this home 
You live in a flat not a stately home you dreamer!
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It needs a new title, because it's false advertising when he does no cleaning.
You live in a flat not a stately home you dreamer!
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It needs a new title, because it's false advertising when he does no cleaning.
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Yeah, they will be eating off their laps though! Classy!Can’t wait till he hosts his first dinner party wae his new plates. Hope the home is dressed for it
I think the wee bleep is getting above his stashun noo. Seriously thinks he's some kind of megastar also.
Sorry to disappoint hen! I love that my hate of tit white dogs with the stained eyes is legendaryI came here just to see your wee rant aboot “they fuckin dogs with the pink eyes”
Every time I see it I get shocked all over again at how awful that sofa is! So cheap looking, horrible shape, horrible colour…he must regret getting it even though he’d never say
If he hates his Instagram name so much why doesn’t he just change it? Oh yeah, cause Deek got him a MDF sign, signed and sealed
Screaming imagining them two carting the wet washing around to the brother’s in a wee granny shopping trolley stinking fusty by the time they get there because it’s been stuffed in a closed in space still wet. What a life!
stinking fusty by the time they get there because it’s been stuffed in a closed in space still wet. What a life!Thinking he's getting one over on us because we pointed out the irony of the wee picture on his bespoke wax melt packetScreaming imagining them two carting the wet washing around to the brother’s in a wee granny shopping trolley
Absolutely pyooorEvery time I see it I get shocked all over again at how awful that sofa is! So cheap looking, horrible shape, horrible colour…he must regret getting it even though he’d never say
Plus side, if Dholly the deaf (to the shrieks) dug was on that duplo set, the pink eyes would go a shade of gold.
Ma page ma views ma roolz also, capeesh.
Got my bleep washing outside in the garden today. Smell the wealthScreaming imagining them two carting the wet washing around to the brother’s in a wee granny shopping trolley
All I can say is thank duck he can’t afford a bespoke fertility journey cause no baby or child would deserve to have listen to him a parent!
Imagine the embarrassment that child would suffer with him standing the in playground at home time. Every bit of clothing, school bag, water bottle and lunch bag branded with some small Etsy company stickers. The kid would probably have them on his stuff too
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