I am being completely trueful (WTF does that even mean) the wax melts and Deek getting high on sniffing scents has made my night 
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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Hes off his nut on candy cane 'aroma' . Factual.
Hay, Mario. When you send those DMs to yourself, you know, the DMs you keep reminding your followers that you have switched off 
..."trueful". It can be used, but it's not a common word mate 
..."trueful". It can be used, but it's not a common word mate 
They both have clits hen.
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Look at him off his tits, probably sniffing poppers not oils lol
Am thinking that Hannah's business isnae daeing so well but oor Marion diz actually get her sales so she's using him to boost it. Otherwise why wid she bother letting him loose on 2 or 3 new scents.
Ma prediction is that their bespoke boujee holiday next year is Gran Canaria as Deek can still get access to his daily green which helps him cope wi living Manbagz himsel. Can't say a blame him!
Anyone else see that he wiz up Elaine C Smith's erse on her birthday post and pretending tae be her pal. Bet he's met her wance via his bro.
Ma prediction is that their bespoke boujee holiday next year is Gran Canaria as Deek can still get access to his daily green which helps him cope wi living Manbagz himsel. Can't say a blame him!
Anyone else see that he wiz up Elaine C Smith's erse on her birthday post and pretending tae be her pal. Bet he's met her wance via his bro.
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"I'm fine". "Not bothered". "Don't read anything about myself", FFS we cannot be about to get stuck in another loop of him trying to pretend he doesn't come looking and isn't bothered. I suggest he brush up on Pinocchio before he starts pretending to watch Hocus Pocus for backgrounds in photos of autumn decoration done badly (Autumn King... 
), as I don't reckon that nose will fit in the shoe box much longer if he keeps suggesting he doesn’t read Tattle regularly.
), as I don't reckon that nose will fit in the shoe box much longer if he keeps suggesting he doesn’t read Tattle regularly.
A don’t know about you lassies but a Cannae wait tae see wit the Autumn King/Mr Crissmas has planned this year - nice walks? Christmas markets? Drinks with friends? A trip to New York?
Or just more 100% polyester duvet covers from
SHEIN and polystyrene pumpkins to add to the already bursting Beirut Towers.
How exactly is this fat bleep changing people’s lives?
Wunner if he's gonna treatit us to the big unveiling of Crissmas at Marios with a countdown to keep us in suspense? I can't wait!
It’ll be like all of his countdowns. He’ll start it, get impatient and reveal 24hrs early
I actually thought wee Deek was going to drink that stuff 
King of Autumn, also
Not to mention “ don’t wok, run”
King of Autumn, also
Not to mention “ don’t wok, run”
Ahhhh morning Maz. I don't hate ya, you Big, fat, greedy, fanny. I howl at you, you're so embarassing, I still don't believe you're not a parody account.
You're not an influencer, in fact quite the opposite. Hence the parody theory seems valid.
You aren't a OG of nothing. Hence the theory of you being a parody picks up pace.
Your home decor is rank. Now someone please convince me he's not a parody account please.
You're not an influencer, in fact quite the opposite. Hence the parody theory seems valid.
You aren't a OG of nothing. Hence the theory of you being a parody picks up pace.
Your home decor is rank. Now someone please convince me he's not a parody account please.
I don’t know who’s in that Whitney video
But it sure ain’t Whitney Houston 🫤
But it sure ain’t Whitney Houston 🫤
You vile trolls, I'm here to remind you on this cold crisp autumn dayn that Mario is KING of those Islands called Abroad, he lives in a palace in the capital Beejong. The natives worship him.
Child bearing hips ma lovelie, but Martin is a Jaffa. Mebbes that attracted Deek, wit wi him being anDeek looks like he's filtered in that pic his hips look wide and dont match his top half
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By aspiring us no tae be like him. He's the OG Mr Miyagi fur the new generation. Wax melt oan, wax melt aff.
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duck me if this bleep was chocolate he'd eat himself! Obviously bespoke chocolate, nane o that Cadbury shite. Do Joseph Joseph make chocolate?
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